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Dream: Did it hurt when you fell-
Y/n, sarcastically: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Dream: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Y/n: ...
Dream: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Karl: The stars are so beautiful...
Y/n: They're just giant balls of gas.
Karl: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Y/n: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Karl: Oh...

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Fundy: I did something bad.
Y/n, trying to help their nephew: It doesn't matter. I have a shovel.
Fundy:...What do you think I did?
Y/n: It doesn't matter. No one will ever know. 

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Y/n: Here's where things get weird.
Phil, sighing: Things have been weird for a while.
Y/n: Here's where things continue in that direction.  

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Niki: Cool Halloween decorations! Where'd you get the fake skeletons?
Y/n: ...Fake?  

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Puffy: Have you decided on a Halloween costume yet?
Y/n: Yeah, I'm gonna dress up like an idiot.
Tommy, coming into the room: Hey Y/n, here's the clothes you wanted to borrow

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