Someone: How many kids do you have?
Phil: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Ranboo: How did you break your leg?
Y/n: See those stairs
Ranboo: Yeah?
Y/n: I didn't
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Y/n and Tommy: are we in trouble?
Phil: Take a guess
Y/n: No?
Phil: Take another guess
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Karl: Sorry I was late, I was doing a couple of things
Y/n: I'm "a couple of things".
Karl: *Blushing*
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Karl, admiring a sleeping Y/n: You're so cute
Y/n, yawning: I could beat your ass
Karl, lovingly: I know
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Tubbo: How are you?
Y/n: I have this headache that comes and goes
Tommy, walking in: Hi
Y/n: There it is
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Tommy: Wanna see how badass I am?
Tommy: *Punches wall* Could someone take me to the hospital
Y/n, sighing: Come on
