Y/n: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Wilbur: We keep a list.
Y/n:
Wilbur: It's alphabetized.
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Y/n: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Wilbur: You're like 18 years old.
Y/n: I MIGHT DIE AT 34!
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Phil: Are you good?
Y/n: In what sense?
Phil: Generally.
Y/n: Oh, definitely not lol
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Wilbur: How the hell did you two manage to set a lemon on fire?
Y/n: Microwave for 40 minutes.
Wilbur: Why were you microwaving a lemon?!
Y/n: I read that boiling a lemon helps cover up bad smells, and we wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges but there weren't any pots.
Wilbur: Did you burn an orange too?! How?!
Y/n: Microwave for 40 minutes.
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Dream: We've known each other for so long, I don't know which one of us is the bad influence anymore.
Y/n: Oh no, don't worry, it's definitely still you.
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Y/n: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Tommy?
Tommy: Oh just six, I don't think I could eat eight.
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