Wilbur: We fight so much even our friends don't want us around
Y/n: Tommy's not my friend, I tolerate Niki, No one likes Fundy and Tubbo's basically a pet
Tubbo: Arf
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Y/n: I don't do love, love is for children
Karl: Hi
Y/n:
Y/n: Fuck
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Wilbur: YOU KISSED SOMEONE?!
Y/n: In my defence, it was dark and he was a pretty tall guy
Dream, from across the room: THAT WAS YOU?!
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Y/n: Phillllllllllllllllllllllll
Phil, an exhausted parent: What Y/n
Y/n: Why does the sun lighten hair but darken skin?
Phil: Y/n please I-
Phil:
Phil: Wait-
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*Texting Wilbur*
Y/n: Where the duck are you guys
Y/n: *duck
Y/n: *duck
Y/n: *duck
Y/n: *duck
Wilbur: Goose?
Y/n:
Y/n: I will ducking kill you
