currently exhausted mentally so here have this random stuff—
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Y/n: Bye Navier! Bye your highness (Sovieshu) ! Bye Heinrey! Bye Navier!
Trashta: You said ‘bye Navier’ twice.
Y/n: I like Navier.
Sovieshu: You didn't say goodbye to Rashta.
Y/n: . . . don't make this awkward
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Y/n: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Navier: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Falhan: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Kosair : I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Also Navier: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Y/n: What does 'take out' mean?
Kaufman: Food.
Heinrey: Dating
Falhan: Murder
Kosair: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Navier: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Y/n: Several traffic violations.
Kosair: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Heinrey : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
FANS/SIMPS/STANS: Also, that’s not our car.
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Navier: You're a loose cannon, Y/n.
Y/n: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Heinrey: I think you play by your own rules.
Navier : No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Kaufman: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Y/n: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Kosair is a loose cannon.
Kosair: *smashes a chair*
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Y/n: Good morning.
Navier: Good morning.
Kaufman: Good morning.
Sovieshu : You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Heinrey: all right then *turns to Sovieshu*
Heinrey: MORNING MOTHERFUCKER
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Y/n: Navier... How do I begin to explain Navier?
Kaufman: Navier is flawless.
Sovieshu : I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Heinrey: I hear they do car commercials... in every kingdom.
Kosair: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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Rashta: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Kaufman: Nope, absolutely not.
Kosair: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Y/n : I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Heinrey: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
FANS: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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BELAMOUR | Remarried Empress x Reader
FanfictionMeans one who is loved // a beloved person. notes: - kinda ZenitsuAgatsuma!based Reader but not entirely.
