One Piece One-Shots

Caesar x Y/N "Come find me if you can Darling"

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Y/N POV

Oh great...Just great I never should have followed this guy's Stick up ass

Both Zoro and I got lost on another Huge ass Mage yet again, I sighed and smacked his head resulting him to Groan and turn towards me with an angry Face

"What the hell was that for!?"

"YOU got us lost AGAIN you stupid Moss-head!"

I yelled back karate chopping his head again as he pinched my cheeks, we have been bickering for a least a good five minutes before we heard some..weird laugh coming from the distance

Both Zoro and I stopped and readied our fighting stance as we glared at the direction where we heard the weird noise was

"Alright! Show yourself!"

I damanded while Zoro slapped my head

"You idiot! Just keep quiet and focus!"

"IAM focusing what the hell do you want me to do dude?!"

Before we get to fight yet again we saw a Shadow and slowly started to look up from above us

It was a Guy with pale white-ish skin with spikey Black and purple-ish Hair and dark yellowish eyes along with his dark lipstick on

Wait a minute....i think i've seen him before-

My mind was cut off by Zoro who was about to attack the Guy but he stopped when the clown also recognized me

"Shurororororo~!! My My If it isnt the Young Maiden i met in dressrosa, we have met yet again~"

Zoro turned to my direction with visibe wide eyes

"Oi Y/N do you know this Asshole??"

"Hey!! Im right here you know!!"

I nodded and looked towards the guy and chuckled

"Yup we both met at Dressrosa about a month ago before we left"

Patting Zoro's Shoulder to reassure him that I'll be fine, I walked towards the clown's direction and smirked

"It really has been a while...Caesar"

Caesar smirked down at me as i called his name and chuckled

"Shurororo~ so you DO remember me im quite flattered~"

"Dont get too cocky Clown face"

Zoro was still behind the both of us leaning against the tree prepared to slash Caesar with his Katana anytime

Caesar's Face went from irritated to fear in a matter of seconds after realizing who the Moss head was

"I-Its YOU!! Why you damn bastards your the first mate of that Damn Monkey!-"

"Yeah? And what of it you damn shitty ass clown"

Zoro raised an eye brow towards the angry Caesar then turned towards my direction "so how the hell did you two meet?"

"I fought him back at dressrosa...well more like fought his "subordinates" since he was a bit too whimpy to fight me"

After what Caesar heard he Pouted towards me to which made Zoro Cringe and get irritated

"Oh how mean can you be Y/N~?? I thought we are friends now? Or maybe something more~?"

"Thats disgusting clown face"

Before the two could even start a fight as well i pulled them apart

"Hey hey! As much as i would like to enjoy you two fight over Me~ maybe do it later since we have a mission to complete"

Caesar asked what i meant and i started to explain the incident of Sanji leaving our group and how Zoro and I got seperated from the crew when we slide down from the giant elephant

"Shurorororo~! So your telling me that you got seperated then got LOST because of this Idiot??"

"Hey watch your mouth you little-"

"Mamama! Find him my children!! And bring me back his head!"

We heard a lot of stomping and heard a very familiar voice coming towards our direction, Caesar then quickly went behind me Sitting down and hugged my back Shivering

"Tch what a whimp"

Zoro mumbled as I Laughed and chuckled while patting Caesar's Head

"Oh well we gotta get outta here before-"

"HEYYY BIG MAMA CAESAR IS OVER HERE!!"

I yelled as loud as I can as Caesar and Zoro's Eyeballs almost popped out with the shock on their faces

"Y/N!?! Whyyyy????"

"You Idiot!! are you THAT DUMB?! She will spot the two of us too! Come on lets go back to the ship and leave his Ass here!"

Zoro was about to pull me away but i laughed and quickly went to grab The crying Clown's Hand which he resulted to blush and the three of us quickly ran back to the ship surprisingly Zoro guided us on the right path for once..or was it Caesar who lead us here??...im not sure anymore-

"That was pretty reckless of you Y/N why the hell did you do that??"

I shrugged at Zoro's question and continued to laugh

"I dunno its kinda fun being chased by that Fat Woman"

"And you USED ME as your bait JUST FOR FUN?!"

Caesar Cried out to which made me Cackle and laugh even more before looking back at Caesar grinning ear to ear

"Yup~ gotta problem with that Pretty Clown boy~?"

That statement made Caesar blush and turn super red again and since he has a really pale its not that hard to see the visible blush across his Cheeks

I could hear Zoro silently gag at the side of the railing of the ship

"So how are you going to explain to the others that you literally brought an Enemy to our ship?"

"I'll explain it to them once their back since we are on gaurd of the ship for now I suppose we'll have to wait till Luffy brings Sanji back"

I turned towards Zoro then to Caesar as I grinned and walked to the Clown's Direction and went to pull him down to my height level Putting a cuff on his wrist

"Wha?!- Y/N! Why the hand cuffs?!"

Caesar struggled to break free as Zoro Stared at us wide eyed before smirking and left mumbling "oh well I guess his now YOUR prisoner, good luck with Y/N Clown face"

Caesar's Eyes go wide yet again the blush not leaving his pale face

"Sayy~ I'll let you goo IF you promise me one thing!" I smiled and Caesar chuckled before replying

"Alright Fine, What promise??"

I grinned ear to ear again walking up to his tall figure and kissed his nose before turning around and covering my eyes as i started counting

"You'll play Hide and seek with me! Alrighty i'll start counting~ one~ two~ three~"

Caesar got the hint and I could hear him quickly standing up towards......Me??

I was hesitant to turn around to see what he was up to but when i did he quickly covered my eyes and gave me a pecked on the lips whispering in my ear before dissapearing

"Come find me if you can darling~"