One Piece One-Shots

Crocodile x Modern Y/N "Criminal"

This is a request from : portgasDAce_wife

Thank you for your request I had a fun time writing this one! And yes I was waiting for someone to request Crocodile LOL

Anyways Enjoy reading fellow readers~!!

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Y/N POV

Alrighty! Another day done another night has begun!

Time to watch One Piece yay!! I'm almost near the Marineford Arc and I can't wait for their battle to begin!

But nonetheless I'm still at the Impeldown arc, don't get me wrong it's also a great arc

But guess I was just frustrated due to how slow Iam especially in updates

Preparing my blankets, foods, pillows and snacks of course! Then I was all ready to settle down and watch the episodes

Clicking the remote It was going smoothly at first but then...

Just at the moment Mr. Crab guy, Ivankov, Jinbei and Luffy were trapped with a sleeping gas

A deep loud cackle was heard in the back ground but however-

The screen paused and glitched I tried to click pay many times but it wouldn't budge

*Click* *Click*

What the?- what's wrong with my TV?? Mom will literally kill me if this thing is broken

I checked the back of the TV and the plug but everything seems to be okay and nothing was broken but..

Why The fck- is it not working?? I was getting to the good part too jeez

Just then my eyes were blinded by a bright light, attempting to cover my eyes suddenly I felt myself being pulled towards it like some kind of magic

What the hell?- since when did I ever turn into a Magnet?

without no other choice I started to prepare myself for the painful impact but instead I heard someone grunt and made an 'oof' sound

"Look! Someone broke in!"

"It's a woman! How did she got in??"

All I can hear are murmers of the people since my eyes were still adjusting from the brightness earlier

"Crap....Sorry about that- some shit happened a moment ago" I rubbed my eyes and heard a deep voice of a man

"Where do you think your sitting on woman?"

Wait a damn minute- that voice sounds familiar-

Oh shit don't tell me it's HIS?!-
IF ITS HIS IM DEFINITELY NOT GONNA SURVIVE THIS SHIT!!

Gulping down my saliva I slowly looked up and...

Yup ...it was no mistaken..with that golden hook, that scar stitches across his face, that Cigarette and...that smirk-

Fucking hell it's Crocodile

awkwardly chuckling I waved hello at him "H-Hey uhh...Mister uhm sorry about that let me just get off-"

I was about to climb off from his lap but he grabbed my waist and steadied my firmly with his hand now behind my back while his hook points towards my neck

"Hey no fair Crocodile! Share the lady with us as well!"

"Yeah! Don't be such a little shit and let us have her-"

"Shut your damn mouths before I turn you to bones" that glare he gave them got them all to shut up and be quiet

Well now you guys certainly know now to never mess with a Crocodile

Yes pun intended

After he shut them all up his attention now turns towards me looking down

Sweats fall down from my cheeks I looked away not daring to make eye contact

Why you gotta stare like that man?? I hate eye contacts-

Suddenly I felt a cold item on my jaw line, it was his hook and it made my look up at him

His smirk never left his lips and kept on staring right into my soul

The dude must be pissed off at me-

"You ...State your name woman"

"U-Uhh Y/N and I assume yours is Mister Crocodile? That's what they said"

I mean yeah I already know who this man is Imma just pretend NOT to know him for my own safety

surely he won't see through me right?? Hopefully not or I will be dead meat

He chuckled and continued to stare at me "Yes that is correct, and now let me ask you...what brings you to this Hell?"

"I honestly don't know myself, one moment I was in my couch eating my snacks and then poof I was swallowed by a bright light and now I'm here...sitting in your uhh...lap.."

I'm not sure if he will ever believe that type of crap but oh well if ever he doesn't believe what's the point?

guess it'll just be the end of me-

"If I'm not in this state of position I would have thoughted that your lying" and again with his deep voice

Damn this man is dangerous but still has the audacity to be this ho-

Ehem! Anyways...

I guess he does believe me and technically I wasn't really lying about the whole shenanigans

"Hm? Would you look at that...it's the Strawhat" I looked behind him and saw

Luffy! Ivankov! This must be the episode where they got down to the level 6 but didn't make it to Ace!

Come to think of it ....yeah I don't see Ace anywhere only Jinbei apparently

Crocodile did his signature laugh once more and it got Luffy and Ivankov's attention

"It's been a while.....Strawhat"

Fucking hell Croco-boy?? Why does your voice have to be that deep and handsome-

I coughed and looked away trying to hide my faces but unfortunately was found

"Oh~? Is my voice that deep that it sends shivers down your spine Woman?" He whispered which did send chills down my spines

But I tried to fight it off and glared at him "better try harder next time Croco-boy" I smirked

"Oi would you two please flirt later?"

We both looked at Ivankov whom was crossing their arm impatiently

"Oops- Sorry" I finally got down from Crocodile's lap and went out from the bars after Mr. Crabman (according to Luffy lol) helped us break free

after the agreement they had we all decided to escape this hell and ran

but as we did I felt Crocodile's hand wrapped around my waist one more time as he whispered into my ears

"I'm not done with you yet woman, your lucky that the Queer is here otherwise I would have swallowed you up"

This time it was my turn to smirk and glared at him

"So your mad because I called you a Croco-boy?"

"I'm a Pirate and a Criminal not some kind of toy for you to play with" he scoffed which caused me to snicker

"Yeah We'll see about that,it's your fault for being the criminal who stole my heart anyway"

He looked at me and smirked "Oh?? So you like me?"

"Don't get your hopes up, because I can change my mind"

"I doubt that woman"