One Piece One-Shots

Borsalino x Y/N "Oh Sh#t-"

( Y/N will be around the age of 25-30 years old here : D )

Y/N POV

"Hey Y/N! Lunch is ready better grab them before the others eat them all up!"

I heard Helmeppo yell from down stairs as I immediately hurried down stairs to grab my food

They better still have my portion or I'll chop them down to pieces!

These guys never learn at all and always eat other soldiers foods
so I got no choice but to eat mine back in our dorm

"Oh! Good afternoon Y/N-san here I grabbed your portion and hid it away from them" Koby happily grabbed my food and handed it to me

I cried crocodile tears and hugged Koby thanking him for saving my meal

Koby might be the only guy I'll ever be comfortable with in this place

I patted the kids head and hurried back to the dorm

"Thanks Koby your the best! Gotta run and eat this before training starts again see you two later!" I waved good bye to Koby and Helmeppo and walked away

As I was walking towards the door it opened up and I stumbled back and fell down causing me to let go of my tray and flew up to the air

with quick reflexes I quickly stood up and grabbed the tray first before my bowl spoon and other smaller plates fell next, thankfully I learned how to balance myself up.

sighing in relief I heard Koby asking if I was alright I nodded and chuckled

"Yeah no worries the important thing is my food is safe!"

Koby giggles and laughed "you remind me so much of Luff-"

Helmoppo was quick to cover his mouth before he said the name Luffy
Angerly whispered

"Koby watch your mouth before someone can hear you!" Koby apologized and awkwardly went back to eating his meal with helmoppo.

I didn't even noticed that there was someone who was actually behind me and is technically the reason why I almost lost my lunch.

I was about to spite them when I saw who they were and almost choked

A-Admiral Borsalino?!- the shit? I almost cussed towards an Admiral!?

I nervously gulped down my Saliva and quickly backed away

"Ohh~?? Backing away so suddenly? don't worry I don't bite at all little one~ it was my fault for bumping into you in the first place~"

"Quit flirting with the new trainees Borsalino" Admiral Akainu was quick to retort towards Admiral Borsalino before walking away

Admiral Borsalino just chuckled and shrugged him off before going back to me But hah! Sike on him I already left!

"Aww now you made me lose a chance to get to know the little thing Sakazuki" Borsalino fake pouted as Akainu just scoffed in irritation.

Okay! Thank god I survived that shit! Not only I bumped into two Admiral's on my first few weeks but one of them literally just HAD TO FLIRT WITH ME?!?

THAT LOOKS AND SOUNDS SO WRONG DUDE!-

Okay Okay ..I gotta calm down and just...eat my lunch quietly...

Sighing to myself I went to my table and started to eat my rice and curry thankfully in peace as usual

While eating I didn't even noticed that Admiral Borsalino was walking towards our dorm room

"Hmm~ this is room number 25 that's what that pink hair and blonde guy said"

I heard someone from outside and quickly stopped chewing the moment I recognized who was the owner of that voice

WHAT IN THE NAMES OF HEAVEN AND HELL IS ADMIRAL BORSALINO DOING IN OUR DORM?!?

panicked I quickly cleaned my tray and plate hiding it under my bed as I quickly opened the window and escaped from there on closing the window so I won't get caught.

thankfully, the moment I climbed up to the rooftop is the moment he opened the door only to find no one in there

"Ehh?? That's strange...I'm pretty sure this is the right room.." I heard Admiral Borsalino said scratching his head in Confusion As he head out the door

Sighing silently in relief I laid my head down facing the sky thinking what could he want from me

"There is nothing special about me anyways...why would he want a newbie like me?" I mumbled chuckling bitterly and before I knew it I saw someone from above me

"That's because your an interesting one little bunny~"

My eyes almost bursted out from my eye sockets the moment I saw Admiral Borsalino closely to me

"Oh Shit!"

I quickly jumped back down to the window but unfortunately was caught by him

"No No No!- please let go! I didnt do anything I swear to Saint Peter!-"
I closed my eyes and got ready to what he was about to say or do but...

for some reason...he pinched my cheeks which left me confused AF.

tilting my head to the side in confusion I asked him what was he doing to my face and he replied with a chuckle

"Silly little bunny you didn't do anything at all bun-cheeks, I just find you amusing and interesting as all~"

the more he speaks the more it gets me confused that I didn't even wanna listen anymore and he just bursted laughing

"Your a funny one too~ I think I'd like to keep you to myself~"

"A selfish one you are as always Borsalino" I heard Admiral Kuzan yawn as he passed by us

He gossiped again while pretending to sleep didn't he?-

Looks like I wasn't given much of a choice either way jeezz...

he doesn't look like he had bad intentions like THAT at all  so I guess I'll be fine(????)

"Say~~ Little bunny can you tell me your name~??" He asked I answered

"Y/N L/N sir"

He chuckled and poked my nose with a smug look on his face

"Call me Borsalino or whatever you want to call me I'm fine with it" he gave out an angelic smile

Which probably isn't even real angel smile in the first place

"you free on friday?? We're all going to a small little cafe near the mansion"

I sighed and chuckled replying back

"Either way you really don't take no for an answer Sir"

He once again gave out a laugh and chuckled looking towards me

"Indeed I don't, You learn fast so You'll survive~"

Suddenly-

"UNCLE!! GET BACK TO YOUR OFFICE AND FILL UP THE PAPER WORKS STOP BEING A LAZYASS!"

I saw Sentomaru approaching both me and Admiral Borsalino

he saw it coming and before teleporting away he whispered

"2:00 pm sharp in Friday don't be late~" then dissapeared

Damn that Borsalino....I really have the urge to strangle him

But alas I do admit....he is a bit cute-

Yeah I know what Brain is thinking right now after feeling butterflies...

"Oh Shit indeed"