treinta y uno

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It had been a few months after the wedding and the twins had just had their 1st birthday.

It was a huge deal, Delilah had gotten tons of teddy bears, dolls and cute little outfits, Eddie got trucks and some dinosaur toys and some cute clothes that his Tio Eddie got for him.

It was the day after the babies birthday that everything went down hill.

"So what's going on with you guys today?" Eddie asks. "Well me and the twins are going to run some errands and daddy offered to clean the kitchen like a good little house wife" y/n jokes.

"Hold on. Did you just call him daddy?" Gabby asks almost spitting her coffee out. "Well yeah, me and Gaege are hoping if we call each other mommy and daddy then that will be the babies first words, hopefully" y/n says.

"That's has to be the stupidest fucking thing I have even heard" Eddie says.

Y/n hits him with the newspaper. "No cursing in front of the babies, we don't want the babies cursing this early on, if anything I wanna teach them the curse words, anyways I gotta go to the store." Y/n says.

"Can I have the comic section?" Eddie asks. "Go nuts" y/n says handing the newspaper to him.

She takes the babies. "I can watch the babies, you go, I got this" I say. "Are you sure? Last time I left you here you almost burned the house down making formula" y/n says

"Babe i got it, plus I have Eddie and Gabby to be with me" I say. "Both of you need to get out of this house, how about we take care of the kids and you two go be adults?" Eddie offers.

Me and y/n look at each other. I sigh. "Yeah, I'll help you out, come on" I say.

"Fine, you guys Delilah will try to throw her shoes at you, so watch out for that and Eddie will try to eat his own feet. Don't let him, he cries if he bites too hard" y/n says.

Eddie and Gabby looked concerned. "Make sure they don't die is what she meant" I say.

They both nod and me and y/n walk away.

Eddies pov

"So you wanna take care of the foot biter?" I ask. "Yeah I'll let you handle the abuser" Gabby says holding Eddie in her arms.

"This kid has so much hair already" she says. Eddie smiles at her. "Aw look at him.. when are we having one of these?" She asks.

"Let's see today's Sunday.. never, I can't imagine a little version of me running around, absolutely fucking not" I say.

Eddie coos. "Someone's cranky" Gabby says. "Who knew babies were so boring" I say.

Soon the babies fall asleep and me and Gabby put them in their beds.

We watch movies until the babies wake up and we feed them.

I was making me and Gabby some food when I burned myself. "SON OF A BITCH!" I yell holding my hand.

"Bitch"

My heart drops. I turn around and see Gabby, her jaw dropped. I cover my mouth. "Did she just?" Gabby asks.

"Yep" I say rubbing my face. "And that's her first.."

"Word? Yes! oh my god they are going to kill us" I say picking Delilah up.

"Bitch" she repeats. "Shit.." I say.

"Shit" Eddie says. Gabby sighs snd puts her head in her hands. "Oh my god we are the worst babysitters ever!" I say.

They kept repeating the bad words. "No no no, say mama" I say. "Mama" I say.

"Bitch" Delilah says. "Oh my godddd" I say.

"Ok ok, if you don't repeat those words I won't tell your mommy you had ice cream before dinner, ok?" I say putting the babies in the highchairs.

I grab the tub of ice cream from the freezer. "Here comes the airplane, nerrrrr" I say moving the spoon.

I feed the babies. They soon fall asleep. "Ok, ok we need to get them back to bed then we move to Cuba" Gabby says.

"Why Cuba?" I ask. "Well if we teach the kids to say France, Y/n and Gaege will think to look there" She says.

"You are a genius, come on let's get these suckers to bed" I say.

We put them to bed and we panic in the living room y/n call me.

"Shit it's y/n.."

E- heyyy

Y- you sound guilty what did you do?

E- oh nothing I burned my hand earlier so I'm just a bit on edge

Y- idiot, how are the kids?

Me and Gabby look at each other.

E- wonderful. Absolutely wonderful

Y- I'm getting the feeling they haven't behaved well, I'm coming home.. see you in 10

She hangs up. "Oh my god oh my god, we are dead we are dead!" I say.

"Ok, ok we just need the babies to learn to say Mommy" Gabby says. We hear the babies cry.

"Perfect timing" I say. We run to the room.  I pick up Eddie. "Aw little baby, how about we learn to say mama before yours kills me" I say smiling.

"Mama" I say. "Come on say mama" I say.

"Say mama" "maybe dada?"

"Come onnn" I say. "Shit" I whisper. "Shit" he repeats.

"Oh my god we are dead" I cry. Gabby was holding a sleeping Delilah.

We hear the door open. "Ok this is it, this is how we die, I just wanted you to know.. I love you" I say.

"I love you too" Gabby says.

"Eddie? Gabby?" We hear Gaege call out. "I brought tamales, mom made them" Y/n says. We see them wander into the room.

"Woah you look like you have seen a ghost" Gaege says.

"How's my pretty girl?" He asks taking Delilah from Gabby.

"Dada.." she says. Y/n and Gaege gasp. "Yes that's right I'm dada" Gaege says.

Me and Gabby sigh in relief

"Aw baby she said her first word" y/n says. "Mommy is so proud of you" she says kissing her cheek.

"How's my other baby, my little fatty" she says taking Eddie from me. She lifts him in the air. He laughs.

She brings him back down and kisses his face. "Have you said any words yet?" She asks

Me and Gabby tense up. "Ma..ma" he says. Y/n smiles. "That's right. Oh  both of you are little chatter boxes, how about we go to the kitchen and get you two some food?" Y/n says.

Y/n and Gaege make their way to the door. Me and Gabby high five.

"Shit"

Y/n stops in her tracks. She looks at me. "So technically not their first word" I say rubbing my neck. She nods and gives Eddie to Gabby and takes her shoe off.

I take off running and she chases me throughout the neighborhood.











A/n: THE ENDDDDDDD THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT, THIS WAS AN ABSOLUTE JOURNEY, I LOVE ALL OF YOU, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED, SORRY FOR NO SMUT BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE VOTED AGAINST IT ANYWAYS LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLL BYEEEEEEEE❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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