the alleyway | k.taehyun

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[ y/n's pov ]

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"yeah! and then she dropped the fish!" huening exclaims, overly excited when telling me about his fishing trip with his family when he was younger.

"where did it go?" i ask, shock written all over my face.

"she dropped it on her foot, and then it bit her toe!"

"her toe?! poor lea," i pout.

"that's what she gets for trying to catch a fish with a cheeto puff," huening shrugs.

"the smaller ones or bigger ones? i forgot."

"the big ones."

"wouldn't it disinaugurate?" i ask.

"your thinking way to deep into this. it didn't, and that's all that matters. i think she still has a scar from the fish biting her."

"can you ask her?"

"for a picture of her feet? no way! those monsters are hideous!"

"says the one who put their dirty dogs in my face earlier." i mumble.

"i heard that!"

"good," i scoff.

"how dare you call my feet dirty dogs?"

"it's because they are. have you even washed them?"

"your supposed to wash your feet?"

"get away from me. 73 feet away."

"why?"

"foot fungi is contagious."

"i don't have foot fungi!"

"you never know, just like you don't know if your supposed to wash your feet."

"in my defense.." huening trails off.

"in your defense what? you don't know how to wash your feet?" i ask, tauntingly.

"no, but i did get one of those foot peel masks off of amazon."

i stare at huening, my face layered in disgust. "you what?"

"ordered a peel off foot mask for my feet. foot care..?"

"it's not going to do anything if you don't wash your feet."

"fine! then i'll wash my feet! stop bugging me about it!" huening raises his voice, frustrated.

"when? the next 20 years?"

"y/n, i should really slap you for that."

"with what? your unwashed feet?"

"yes. that's exactly what im going to slap you with."

"i could file a police report on you."

"if you did, we'd all end arrested."

"true, but still, this is assault." i argue back.

"no it's not? i haven't touched you yet." huening defends himself.

"are we forgetting the fact you put your rat rollers in my face earlier?" i ask, my eyes furrow.

"rat rollers? y/n where do you come up with this stuff?"

"why did you answer my question with a question?"

"why did you answer my question that i answered your question with a question?" huening says, officially confusing me. (a/n: i've reread this so many times and i can barely understand it myself)