The sticky Rice Caper

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Player: Heads up, Red. I took the liberty of notifying your ground crew of the change in plans.

Carmen: Copy that, Player. Heading for rendezvous... as soon as we lose the looky-loos. How about you Lincoln holding up

Lincoln: Yep, right behind you mom

Carmen opens a mirror and zooms in behind her with Lincoln following. With the press of a button, Player can see the people pursuing her.

Player: I thought you're cool with Chase and Argent, Carmen.

Carmen: I am. These stiffs are too slick for them, but not sleazy enough for V.I.L.E. Hey Zack, can you shake the tail?

Zack: Haha, I can shake it all night long.

Carmen: Not your booty. The tail.

Zack: We were never here.

The boat speeds up. The pursuers try to follow. Zack steers the boat through a stream of other boats, but doesn't lose them.

Lincoln: Zack, they're coming in hot.

Zack: Follow at a safe distance, people! And no texting while boating.

He speeds up. They do too.

Carmen: Player, about that rendezvous...

Player: Three steps ahead of you, Red.

A very large ship appears, turning in such a way that it will block the pursuing ship.

Player: Three... two...

Zack: Hang onto your hoodie.

Lincoln: Noted

Player: One.

Zack: Whoo!

Lincoln: Yeah!

Zack and Carmen's boat glides past, but the pursuers' boat crashes.

Woman: You! Out of the way!

Ivy: Uh... Parlez-vous Français?

Woman: Move it, now!

Ivy: Ah! You're saying you don't like where I parked the barge.

Lincoln: Wow Ivy, wouldn't want to mess with you

Carmen: Ivy, your chariot awaits.

Ivy: Talk about a close shave.

Ivy rips off the disguise and runs away as they climb on-board, then jumps off into the  boat.

Carmen: Sayonara, mon amigos!

Zack: Alright, Sis, bring on the grub.

Ivy: Whoa! Were you not informed that Operation Picnique a la Parisian was canceled?

Zack: What? Ivy! You had one little job to do while I picked up Carmen and Lincoln in Royal Woods Michigan court. One! Rustle up big blocks of tangy cheese and those long, fresh-baked hoagie rolls.

Carmen: Yum, baguettes.

Lincoln: I wouldn't mind some

Zack: Not helping, Santiago's.

Ivy: I had my orders, little bro. Boot the buns and cut the cheese to save your bacon.

Zack: Ugh! Bacon!? Definitely not helping.

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