(We open up on waves crashing over rocks and a foggy cliffside.)
Maelstrom: Scotland, the gothic grandeur of its Highlands. The majestic bellows of its bagpipes. The tartan weave of its kilts.
Cleo: The bitter sting of its cold. How are they not freezing?
Bellum: It is unusually drafty in here.
Maelstrom: Sure, our new headquarters could use some weather proofing, but doesn't it just scream VILE?
Brunt: I'm gonna start screaming if they don't quit their caterwauling! It's like strangling a goose.
Bellum: Gunnar, however are we expected to entice new students to the very edge of the earth?
Roundabout: Pshaw, Dr. Bellum. The Outer Hebrides of Scotland are practically next door to London!
Cleo: Then why don't you vacate your plush, heated office and pop over for a spot of tea, neighbor?
Maelstrom: Now, now, Countess. Our esteemed colleague Roundabout pulled many strings to help us relocate VILE Academy in our hour of need, completely under the radar.
Brunt: Way to go, new guy.
Roundabout: Besides, I'm presently focused on monitoring all transmissions for Carmen Sandiego, there has been no sign of her all summer long, despite the globe-scouring efforts of our recent graduates.
Brunt: Fiercest class ever. They'll tear her apart.
Maelstrom: If Shadowsan hasn't already done so, Coach Brunt. The recent lack of Carmen sightings suggests that our strategy of provoking a decisive falling out between our two traitors may have paid off. Carmen Sandiego may already very well be no more.
(Transition to a couple dancing the tango. Inside a building Carmen descends on a wire.)
Carmen: Player, I'm in. Gotta say, robbing my birth country's best-known bank is not what I wanna be remembered for.
Player: You're targeting a safety deposit box in a bank in Argentina, linked to your late father. Which, in theory makes you the rightful heir to whatever might be inside that box.
Carmen: Hopefully a clue to my mothers' identity, since I highly doubt her name is Vera Cruz.
Player: Like the city in Mexico, could be where she was born, or where your dad was planning to start a new life with you, guys after leaving VILE.
Carmen: All good thoughts, Player. Let's see if we can't find out.
(Carmen finds the box and breaks it open.)
Carmen: So that's Dexter Wolfe. I have his eyes.
Carmen: These all belong to my father. There's something else. Player take a look at this.
Player: Okay, how cute were you?
Carmen: Very, but I meant take a close look.
Player: Image analysis, on it.
(Zack, Ivy and Lincoln are outside watching the dancers)
Zack: Who knew the Irish jig was such a big deal here in Buenos Aires?
Lincoln: What makes you think its Irish. Besides it's the tango, not the Irish jig.
Ivy: He's right, bro. Nothing Irish about it. Though it does have a kicky thing going on.
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Loud House: Where in the world is Lincoln Sandiego
AdventureCarmen Sandiego has tract a VILE operation in Michigan. In a town of Michigan lives a 11 year old boy named Lincoln Loud. After the Bad luck fiasco, he is still kicked out of the house. He is forced to where a squirl suit on at all times. One day he...
