south park ships (one-shots)

✨ill meet you there love✨

Stans pov:hey ky I said walking up to my sbf it may be weird but I have had a crush on him sense 5th grade were now in 8th "earth to stanny" huh"you ok man you spaced out I was asking you a quick question "oh sorry what was it " do you wanna hang out after school "yeah sure *bell rings*ok bye dude I walked to class with Kenny" yo dude y'all gonna make out yet"Kenny shut the fuck up he doesn't even like me and I'm pretty sure he's straight"dude you are so fucking oblivious he obviously likes you back both "I just ignored him " SIT THE FUCK DOWN KIDS"god I hate this teacher "ok let's go on about the history" of I don't give a fuck I mumbled "what was that ass hole" I didn't say shit

Kyle's pov:stan has been acting weird all day god is stan cute his beautiful blue eyes ( I actually don't know wtf his eye colors really is)his hair he's just so perfect but he is sadly straight me on the hand I'm hella gay I've liked stan sense 4th grade "you Jew boy you thinking of your bf stan~" shut up fatass"I'm not fat you ginger"I rolled my eyes *after school *I walked to stand house with stan the wall was silent "hey dude I need to tell you something " what is it "I.. Uh I..li" dude spit it out already "I have like the new house built in are world in Minecraft" oh sweet should we play it I said walking in to his house with him"oh yeah sure

Stans pov:shit I fucked up I was gonna tell him but I blew it fuck it I walked up the stairs and went into my room Kyle following "dude you ok did you break up with Wendy again you wanna talk about" I'm good Kyle let's just play *20 minutes later*dude stop blowing shut up"but it's fun"not if your blowing up my shit "it's pay back for burning my mansion down asshole" I rolled my eyes and laughed "dude we should build a Walmart now " after I read build my house "ok jeez I got to fix mine anyways *3 hrs later*

Kyles pov:dude this Walmart looks awesome*ring ring*oh ugh I got to go take this be right back I said walking out of his room and down stairs " hey ky"hey wend "are you with stan" yeah "omg did you ask him out yet" no I was gonna but he seems upset a "if you dont tell him I'm going to we made a deal if I asked out bebe you would ask out stan so do it dude "ok ok I will don't worry" kk bye tell me how it goes "ok bye I hung up and walked up the stairs back into his room

Stans pov:ok we got this " hey dude "ky we need to talk" oh um ok did I do something wrong"heavens no Kyle I.. I ok here we go Kyle broflovski I love you will you be my bf"oh my god"ky? "Omg yes yes yes I have been waiting for this I was gonna ask you out but fucking yes I'll be your bf stan I've loved you sense the 4th grade " I've loved you to "kiss me" what"kiss me stan"ugh ok*kiss*"yo quite fucking yelling before I beat the shit out of both of you "shut up shelly I said pulling away from Kyle" whatever "Kyle" yeah stan"I love you"I love you to oh I gtg call someone back brb"ok"hello"hey ken"did you do it"yeah"good "shut up"

Kyles pov:I pulled the phone from my ear god damn wendy do you have to scream so god damn loud "sorry " it's ok"babe come back to bed"is that"bebe yeah gtg"I felt a pair of arms rap around my waist "babe~" what is it "I love you " your such a dork "I'm your dork tho" oh hush

Stans pov:I kissed Kyle picking him up and rapping his legs around my waist we walked back up stairs "stan" shhh I kissed his neck then I kissed him all over his face "stan " yeah"can we cuddle"sure we laid down and cuddled so who were you talking to"oh just wendy me and her made a deal if she asked out her crush aka bebe I would ask you out "ha that's funny" go to hell"I'll meet you there love "dumbass" ugh that's rude "I'm rude"  fake sniffles*"dude"hahah just kidding "*yawns*nighy" night I kissed him on the forehead and we fell asleep

A/n ik this is cringe and short but I had no idea for this one but here's a style one fun fact the Minecraft world they had was based if of a real one from me and my brother we use to go to a flat world and build a town and then burned or exploded each other houses from time to time also the your rude part is based of of me and my partner bc there weird and so am I anyways bye children