south park ships (one-shots)

✨good old fashion lover girl✨

THIS IS TECHNICALLY A HALLOWEEN ONE WENDY IS A DEAMON AND BEBE IS A ANGEL

THIS IS ALSO GOING TO KINDA HAVE A SONG I'M IT JUST SWITCHED UP TO LOVER GIRL INSTEAD OF GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVER BOY

TW:GORE AND DISTURBING WORDS

CW:DISTURBING WORDS AND GORE

Wendy's pov:ugh do we have to "yes Wendy now come on before we get in trouble" but taking souls are Boring  I whined "but it's are job"but it's a dog shit kinda job" Wendy that's enough "fuck you then tweek let's get this over with our said making a portal to the human world " cheer up how about after this I'll make you some coffee it's on the house"ugh fine now where is this bitch"over there"aw it's kinda like I feel bad hey there "ahh is it my time " no sweetie your already dead"I'm already dead but what about mom and dad "they will be ok" hands off that soul"and you are"I'm a angel she belongs in heaven "well first of she was assigned to us " no she was assigned to us"ok look cutie you can have her soul she's to young to be I'm hell now good bye"don't call me cute"ok well bye cutie "ugh" what"what was that"I have no idea "why did you call her cute" what she was

Bebes pov:shut up butters "aw but your blushing you definitely like her" I don't even know her"aw Come on admit she's cute"ok she is now that's enough "ooo you got a crush " shut up butters "ok fine " here you go lil girl"thank you miss can I see my parents one last time"sure "thank you miss" your welcome here you go"can they see me"no sweet heart I'm sorry "oh can you talk to them" well I can try"can you tell them I will miss them"sure sweetie "ahhh wtf wait daisy" I wrote a lil more that she had to leave and how she will miss them so much"we will miss you my baby "ok come on daisy" ok"hey cheer up you'll see them soon"ok"after I took her to heaven I went back to earth to check on things well the town bc I got assigned it

Wendy's pov:hey cutie"stop calling me that"can I get your number"if I give it to you will you leave me alone "sure sweet heart " here"why thank you I said walking away where the fuck did this confidence come from well ig I'll text her later then *later bc I'm bored and lazy*

Wendy:hey cutie

Bebe:hi...

Wendy:what you
Up to

Bebe:nothing

Wendy:let me take
You out on a date

Bebe:no

Wendy:come on

Bebe:fine

Wendy's pov:Ooh, love, ooh, lovergirl
What're you doin' tonight, hey, girl?
Set my alarm, turn on my charm
That's because I'm a good old-fashioned lovergirl Ooh, let me feel your heartbeat (Grow faster, faster) Ooh, ooh, can you feel my love heat? Come on and sit on my hot-seat of love And tell me how do you feel right after all haha

Wendy:I'd like for you
and I to go romancing
Say the word, your
wish is my command
Ooh, love, ooh, lovergirl
What're you doin' tonight
hey, girl? Write my letter
Feel much better
And use my fancy
patter on the telephone

Bebe:what?

Wendy:When I'm not with you
Think of you always
(I miss those long hot
summer nights) I miss you
When I'm not with you
Think of me always
Love you, love you
Hey, girl where do you get it from?
Hey, girl, where did you go?
I learned my passion
In the good old-fashioned
School of lovergirls

Bebe:Dining at the Ritz
we'll meet at nine precisely
(One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine o'clock)
I will pay the bill, you
taste the wine
Driving back in style in my
saloon will do quite nicely
Just take me back to yours
that will be
fine (Come on and get it)
Ooh, love (There he goes again)
(He's my good old fashioned
lovergirl) Ooh, lovergirl
What're you doin' tonight, hey, boy?
Everything's all right
Just hold on tight
That's because I'm a good old
-fashioned (fashioned) lovergirls

Wendy:see you then
Sweetie

Bebe:I guess so
Lover girl

Bebes pov:I got dressed and met Wendy there we had a wonderful date and decided that we should be together I kinda just fell in love with her heh

A/n I hope y'all like this one ik it's boring but the next one will be good ok bye children