south park ships (one-shots)

🌹my lil devil🌹

Pips pov:hello there I'm phillip pirrip or you may call me pip actually everyone calls me that bc they hate me even my best friend damien aka my crush he's the son of satin I hang out with him a lot well sense I'm dead I was in heaven until I supposedly killed someone disclaimer I didn't they lied but u was hated there but I love with damien in his castle that his father owns his fathers letting me stay here I just have to do what ever damien says I'm technically his maid but I'm fine with it we are both seventeen "PIP" yes damien "get me a 2 sodas kennys coming over " yes damien I ran to the kitchen to grab him and kenny a drink hey satin"hey pip "I ran back down the hallway and gave them both the drinks " you may go play somewhere "ok

Damiens pov:I watched pip happily skip down the hallway humming a song I'm guessing it was fourth of July " yo dumbass you kinda froze"huh"are you staring at pip again "no why would I " just ask him out already dude it's not that hard"I'll ask him out whenever you decide to ask out butters"I already did he said yes"no way he did"yep so you have to ask out pip"I said I might not that I would "yes you did " no I didn't "yes you did" I will set you on fire "fine you did "*poof*" ahh it burns "I walked out of the room we were in and walked down the hallway I was trying to find my dumbass of a father until I ran into someone which sent us both falling to the floor with me on top awkward I look down to see pip " ugh damien "shut up I said getting up and continuing to walk down the hallway

Pips pov:I look down the hallway to see him walking my face feels hot asf I finish going back to talking with the other maid her name was rose usually u would talk to eclipse but she's on vacation hells not like how people describe it I mean it's not torture everyone has there own how and they have wives or husbands or husbands and husbands or wives and wives or partners and partners and the devil is as bad he is actually really nice I turn the corner to see eclipse your back early" oh yeah I cancelled a couple days after I left Bethany had to be a bitch "oh I'm so sorry she has always been one" true "I should go check on damien I hugged her and skipped away she is the only one to know I have a big fat crush on damien *later bc I'm bored*me and damien are at the park with kenny and eclipse me right beside eclipse she's wishpering shit into my ear as in like you should totally ask him out you know you want to yes ik I want to but I can just go hey I like you I said whispering back I look over to see damien talking with kenny about a good 6 feet in front of us I look over to see eclipse do the dumb face she always does oh be quite

Damiens pov:I looked back to see them both giggling ugh that bitch " dude calm down"shut up just ask him out dude "oh yeah I'll just go hey pip I like you you should totally be my bf" your dumb"no that us you we finally got to the park I sit on the monkey bars upside down with kenny just sitting on the ground and pip and eclipse on the swing still giggling I look over to kenny shut up McCormick "what I was just gonna ask if your jealous" I'm the anti Christ I don't get jealous "just ask him out dude make her jealous she obviously likes him" I've got this I walk over to pip and grab his hand and hug him sticking my tounge out at eclipse "damien your squishing me " oh ugh there I said letting go"damien that is highly rude to stick your tounge out at me I will tell your dad"I walk over to her and look her in the eyes listen here bitch you better not try anything with pip he will be mine and I will kill you"sir I am already dead and I am lesbian "your lucky " sir if you like him just ask him out"I will sooner or later "do it now or I'll tell him for you I'm not lying to my best friend" ugh fine I'll ask him out sense you and kenny will never get off my back about it

Pips pov:I was sitting next to kenny as those to argue about who knows what "dude you and damien" mm no yes I like him but I can't just tell him that I said bringing my knees to my chest "dude you should ask him" ugh idk"yo pip I need to tell you something "oh ugh yeah sure I walked slowly towards him I look at eclipse and shes smiling why is she's smiling I look back over to damien and see him smiling I stop in my tracks and freeze wtf is he planning I look over to kenny then to eclipse then back at damien I can feel my breath pick up as I start breathing faster I slowly walk closer to him I finally reach him " pip"and I smacked him why did I smack him I did not know maybe it's the feeling that he's going to do something bad to me "pip wth " I'm so sorry I just kinda panicked and slapped you I'm sorry are you ok"yeah but damn can you slap hard"I help him off the ground

Damiens pov:phillip pirrip will you be my bf you don't have to say yes but I've loved you sense I first ever met you it's not easy saying this but pip I really do love you "damien yes ofc I'll be your bf I've loved you forever" omg really "yes"*kisses*" hell yes you to finally got together I thought me and kenny would have to think of another plan"what "oh shut up and go be a couple somewhere" ugh I grab pips hand and walk off

Pips pov:I look at damien I can't believe he's my bf now I'll have to thank eclipse and kenny later but for now I'm going to hang out with my lil devil

A/n I hope you like this chapter it was very fun to make ok goodbye children