south park ships (one-shots)

✨fugitives✨

Wendy's pov:hey tweek we need a black coffee with a vanilla cupcake"on it"right as I turned around someone smacked my ass I turned around to now see a guy on the floor and bebe beating the shit out of him babe"don't you ever fucking touch her like that"babe stop be- right before I finished my sentence the cops came in and arrested bebe hey get your hands off her it was self defense you dirty whores"sorry ma'am but we only got a call of a fight"how long is she gonna be in for "about 4 days" ok the I went over and kicked the man in the dick and stomped on his hand with my heel"ok ma'am your under arrest to"mhm ok anyways tweek I'll be-ah hand off I said as they hand cuffed me I jumped up kicking the cop in the face he fell to the ground as the other one ran at me I ducked tripping her and kicking her back as she fell I got up and took the hand cuffs off grabbing bebe I out my hand to my ear like a phone and mouthed call me to tweek then ran I to my car and drove off

Bebes pov:wtf Wendy"sorry but I was not letting you go to jail"it was for 4 days"not after this it ain't...sorry"it's ok ig we need to figure out what to do and go "yeah" so ig we should go to Florida "you got money? " yeah do you? "Yeah like 300 how about you"like 470" see we will be find but we will need a disguise for jobs will live in a hotel for right now"ok right as I said that I started to hear cop sirens shit "fuck hold on I got this "I held onto the seat as she swerved and drove off as we started losing them *when they get there*ok here's a good hotel let's go here" ok"I'll check us in I got out and went into the hotel "hello miss" hello I would like a room for about 2 weeks"ok that will be about 260.00" oh here"here's your room key"thanks I went back out and got Wendy "ok" we went to are room locking the door

Wendys pov:I'm sorry about this I said laying on the bed shit I forgot to call tweek *calls*hello tweek"ack were did y'all go "Florida but you can't tell anyone " wasn't planning on it but I'll send you some money"ok well we got to go talk to you later "ok" I out my phone down and hugged bebe ugh today's been a long day I fucked up but I didn't want you to go to jail "it's ok hun don't worry about it" ik I said shoving her on to the bed  and laying next to her where we both fell asleep*2 hrs later* I woke up to the tv on and bebe watching in horror I looked and saw us on the tv shit I face planted into the bed as the door knocked oh great I opened the door to see the office lady"are you to the fugitives "I snapped her neck fucking hell I said dragging her into the room hey hun we have a new problem" what is i-"yeah I kinda just snapped her neck I was scared she asked if we were the fugitives and shit you didn't use are real names "I might have" damn it hun it's ok we will be ok it's not like the cops are gonna show up*knocking*spoke to soon "open the door" shit come on I grabbed her and climbed up a vent that went on to the roof

Bebes pov:how are we gonna get down"stop right there "shit hun what are we gonna d- right before I finished my sentence she jumped and pulled me along with her AHHHHHHHH I held onto her but was caught by something I look to see tweek and Damien" I wasn't gonna kill us I'm not that dumb"you should have warned me "if I did the cops would've know" yeah well you should have gave me a heads up at least I said as they set us on the ground "thanks twerk thanks Damien will call if we need y'all again" ok so ugh were shit out of luck"oh fuck me"I looked at all the cops welp training  didn't happen for nothing "true ready" fuck yeah I grabbed a brick from the side walk and threw it at some cops I ran onto there car jumping off and breaking there necks

Wendy's pov:I kicked the cop in the dick then bashed his head into the ground with a loud smash and crack I stood up and backed flip and crushed ones head into the car pretty soon they were all dead"we should get out of here"Mhm California? "California! " let's go

A/n this one is kinda dumb and I was gonna have them get arrested but I decided not to