south park ships (one-shots)

🌹picnic🌹

Pips pov:Damien has been busy with work around the palace and around hell he doesn't want me to help although I'm king to I walked down to his office as he was yelling at a maid dear don't you think your being rude look she's crying "just get out now luna" I grabbed her by the hand just go take a break dear "yes sir" call me pip ok"ok"Damien Thorn Just Bc Your Angry Don't Mean You Can Yell At Her Like That IDGAF WHAT MAKES YOU MAD YOU DON'T EVER YELL AT SOMEONE LIKE THAT AGAIN "SHUT UP" OH THAT'S IT *SMACKS* your going on a picnic with me so you can have a break "n-" don't even say no bc your going  I'm making you go"whatever "we will go at lunch so get ready I walked out of the room and down to the kitchen to tell the chefs to prepare some food for the picnic hey eclipse can you make some food for a picnic and after that take a break

Damiens pov:I sat down relaxing maybe this will be good I've been stressed and yelling a lot I walked out and went to go lay down for a bit I got mine and pips room and heard talking" idk what I'm gonna do he never wants me to help and he gets to stress and yells and I miss how he was before we were kings "who's he talking to I peeked the door open to see tweek and butters" well maybe he needs a break but your gonna have to force him before he gets to stress"I walked away and went to the spare bed room for a nap

Pips pov:ig so well it's already time to go I'll talk to y'all later bye guys"bye dude"I got up and went to go look for him but didn't find him in his office oh he's not running away this time he's gonna go I walked down the hallway already pissed off I checked every room and found him asleep on the ground in a maids room omfg get your ass up I said through pen at him "shit dude what" let's go now I said dragging him out and down into the kitchen thanks eclipse you can go on break now just pls check on luna "yes sir" I grabbed the food and dragged him out into the car and drove to the spot "this is dumb" idc you need a break I said slamming on the breaks and looking at him WHAT THE HELL HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU LATELY YOU NEVER LET ME HELP YOUR ALWAYS SO STRESSED AND YOU YELL A LOT AT PEOPLE

Damiens pov:maybe bc you never want to help "WHAT" nothing just drive I have work to do after this "whatever" we got there and got out well I was dragged out and thrown into the ground I watched as he grabbed some food and walked all the way to the other side of the park jeez rude asf I thought we were supposed to spend time together fucking dick he doesn't know how hard I work I looked over to see him on call with someone guessing it's my cousin and butters
I sat down on a tall slide and ate some food and thought stuff over maybe I have been rude who cares tho I'm the anti Christ and work is hard fuck everyone it's not easy working All by myself

Pips pov:idk what came over him he's just a ass hole now "I could have told you that oh wait I did before you married him" oh shut it you have a perfect relationship with your bf I said tears starting to stream down my face idk I thought we were fine but I can't do it anymore I just can't I want to help him out but he never wants my help and then he had the audacity to tell me I never wanna help him "are you ok pip are you crying" yeah what does it seem like everything is shit I said getting up creating a portal and going back into the palace I walked down the halls and into his office and sat down I'll gtg bye guys"bye call us soon "I will I said hanging up and grabbed his pen and started to get to work *hrs later*i got done with the work for today and went back to the park to see him asleep on the slide I pick him up and bring him home laying him on the bed " the next day*

Damiens pov:I woke up to pip not right next me I guess he took me home he was on the floor I picked him up and out him I'm the bed ig I'll relax today "nghh what" hey dear I'm sorry about yesterday"it's fine you have been stressed also I did your work for today and the rat from yesterday so just try to relax "thanks hun if you liked you can start helping around " ok well ima go tell the chef to make your favorite "thanks babe I said kisseing him as he walked away I laid back down and turned on the TV and turned on Spongebob for no reason just wanted to watch it

Pips pov:I brought the food for Damien and sat it on the table beside are bed the rest of the day we slept ate and had fun finnaly he didn't have to worry

A/n this was supposed to be already published and I thought I did publish it but ig not