south park ships (one-shots)

✨free me dear ✨

Kyles pov:I sat in a cell all by myself a hit is it cold in here man"quite down I'm there"make me I said hanging upside on my bed which is surprisingly comfy for a prison bed "I'll taze you" I wanna see you try yk sense we met or should I say sense we were in dippers marsh  I thought you would be a good friend but sense you worked here and I confessed my crimes to you which was dumb I kinda like it I get to spend time with you well when your not trying to taze me or not talking to Kenny how is he and yk the fat ass oh wait fatass isn't around anymore "haha good one kyle" thanks Wendy I'll be here all night or should is say for the next 7 yrs "haha nice one broflovski " aww come on cutie don't be a jerk even if I like it "that's enough broflovski" that's enough broflovski I said in a mocking tone "I will taze you" fine I'll stop but only bc your cute

Stans pov:I felt my face heat up so I looked away whatever I got better stuff to do I said walking away I admit it was a dick move of me to turn him in but if they knew I knew if they had caught him without me I would have lost this job  and went to jail with him ik a dick move leave me alone HEY TESTABURGER QUITE TRYING TO KISS BEBE"FUCK OFF MARSH KISS MY ASS BITCH"Jesus Christ these prisoners are dumb "I heard that" and idgaf so "meh I'm Stan marsh and I sold out my bf just to keep my job " he's not my bf BEBE"Mhm sure"oh fuck off"nah I'm good and I work here so "meh meh meh " shut up I said walking away shit I really did mess up for putting him in here I have to make things right I'll set him free I have night shift tomorrow with bebe and Kenny

Kyles pov:man Wendy I'm glad we get a cell together "fr fr at least I'm not with that freak" ah yes good old pip"I'm not a freak"sure your not...were kidding pip...anyways we need a plan out of here"bebe is sneaking me out tomorrow y'all 4 can come with but will have to be quite "aw sweet I won't have to wait 7 yrs to get out all night Wendy butters and pip" night freaks"*the next night*HEY HEY HEY HEY wendy...Wendy....Wendy....WENDY"WHAT KYLES"I'm bored "really" yeah"idgaf"your rude ugh I jumped off the too bunck and sat next to Wendy at the bars what y'all playing "uno and so far pip is ass at it " I can tell I said as I heard walking down the hallway who ever is walking loud bc usually you can't hear anyone sense we are kept in a room with two cells from each other bc we fight with other people and we have killed a lot and stole a lot along with some other shit "

Stans pov:I walked in and got my keys out I opened the gate kyles come on"what is going on"oh bebe Kenny nothing why what oh hey Damien "what are you doing" nothing what are y'all doing "nothing just checking on them" same"ok enough we are all here to save are lovers "ok yeah he's right just let's hurry" ok"come on I grabbed kyles hand running out and grabbing his shit like his phone and money and we ran to my car and drive of "why " why what"help me you out me in there"bc I fucked up I didn't wanna lose my job what I should have been worried  about is losing my friend and also I wanted to tell you I liked you but I fucked it up "you didn't Stans I could never be mad at you for something dumb you did "no bc I really did fuck up I let the job go to my head

Kyles pov:no you didn't I shouldn't have told you ok maybe I should have but it was dumb but look I love you Stan and I can never be mad at you I said kissing his cheek *cop sirens* well shit I grabbed the gun out the glove department and rolled down the window down shit is it raining hard welp who cares I grab the bullets in the gun and start shooting right as Wendy butters and pip help along with it after we shot them all we were half way through denver " where we going "hold on hey Wendy" yeah"where we heading "France first will travel the world together plus gives us a opportunity to teach these dorks how to steal" hell yeah let's do this I said getting back in the car"so"we're heading to France then we are traveling the world and your gonna learn how to steal along with the other 4 well besides Kenny he already knows but shit this is gonna be fun

Stans pov:well shit might as well let's do this I said kissing kyles

A/n idk don't ask 🦆