south park ships (one-shots)

✨my king✨

Damiens pov:yeah yeah ik it's today tweek why does it matter just means more work for me"true but your gonna be king and maybe if you ask out pip hell be your king"tweek no I can not make a mortal my lover plus he would never like me so why would I care about it anyways right yeah funny "son you need to get dressed for your meeting before your crowning" fuck off I said and pushed tweek out the room along with my dad I got dresses and made a portal to earth what's happening everything is damaged I looked around and people were running away from a giant robot thing "I would like it if you didn't destroy are little town " I looked to the voice and it was pip but he got squished oh god I felt warm liquid go down my face was I crying

Pips pov:I woke up I  heaven "pip pirrip you are sentenced to hell for speaking to the anti Christ and for being gay (no I'm not homophobic I'm gay  and it I wouldn't be writing this 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻) what you can't do that I thought you loved everyone" you are sentenced to hell now leave down that clouds"yk what find fuck heaven rather be in hell anyways bc maybe I'll have a chance with him I jumped down from the clouds my halo and wings disappearing and turning into horns and wings with a tail and I hit the ground"ow wtf"oh I am so sorry wait tweek"pip wtf happened to you"I died I guess but I was sent to hell"oh that sad well I gtg see craig "ok bye then I walked and saw Satan" hey p- what happened "I died and god sent me here" aw you poor thing you can stay with us damien is inside"ok

Damiens pov:I sat I my room crying what if I never see him again what if I never get to tell him I like him"Damien "pip... I thought you were dead" I am "what happened I mean ik how you died but" I went to heaven but wasnt aloud to be there for being gay and hanging out with you but I like it better here I get to hang out with"awe "have you been crying" yeah ig I have the truth is today has been very stressful and I have a  meeting in 10 minutes then I have my crowning and I can't do this by myself "it's gonna be ok" pip can I tell you something "sure" I like you and was wondering if you wanted to be my king"I.. Me why I mean I would love to and I like you to Damien but why me"bc your my everything and if I wanna do this I wanna do it with you"ok then"now let's get to this meeting

Pips pov:ok i said as he grabbed my hand as we walked down the hallway and into the meeting room"he can't be here"I looked at Damien as he started speaking "he is going to be with me he will be crowned king with me and you all can't do shit to stop me I'll kill you all if you try" Damien I said hitting his arm "ok he can stay" the meeting was overall boring asf but now it's time to be crowned I'm kinda nervous "hey can down we will be ok don't worry "ig so but are you sure you want me to be your king" ofc I do pip your the only one I want to be king with me  "but won't I have to marry you" yes but marriage can wait until your ready dear "ok *later" oh shit the crowning is now Damien get up"no go back to sleep"Damien thrown"ugh fine "come on " I'm coming"I grab his hand and run down the hallway and  up the stairs onto the balcony were there's a lot of people down there

Damiens pov:calm down god damn I said looking down at everyone "DAMIEN WHY IS THAT BOY UP THERE WITH YOU"calm down and I'll answer it I said as everyone got quite this is pip pirrip my bf he is going to be crowned king with me " but y'all aren't married yet"we will soon so if anyone of you try to hit on him I'll crush your skulls pip hun say hi"ugh hi everyone "I smiled at him as I saw him continue to talk " ok kids it's time for the crowning "I look up to see my dad" we are here to day as I retire from being king and these to young man become the new ones "I looked at pip and held his hand as we got crowns on are head " thanks Satan"thanks dad"your both welcomed"I looked at pip and hugged him then kissed him

A/n this one is kinda boring 😭but hey it's kinda good ig