south park ships (one-shots)

✨my imp ✨

TW:A LOT OF CUSSING
CW:CUSSING GORE "CANNABLISM" IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANNA CALL IT & SPEAKING OF GOD IN A WAY -I WANT Y'ALL TO KNOW I BELIEVE IN GOD I'M JUST WRITING THIS TO WRITE GO AWAY IF YOUR GONNA CRY ABOUT WHAT I WRITE IN THIS ONE
A/n also this is a imp tweek x youth pastor craig one shot

Craigs pov:ok good bye everyone I want to see you all again remember to pray "pastor craig " yes sister moon"we must lock all the doors there's been a sighting of some form of demon "oh no get everyone to safety and lock the doors ik which room to check I walked out if the stadium and ran down the hallway and stopped at a door I prayed before going I'm and grabbed my Bible and a cross and holy water I walked in and turned on the light to see a sick sight blood everywhere guts strung everywhere there face us torn apart I look closely to realize it was sister lia I tried not to scream or puke or  cry I look around to see symbols that weren't there before and a pentagram on the floor I tried to get out but the door was locked I banged on the door but no use the lights went out in the room I turned around and my breath hitched when I felt a cold hand with long nails touch my leg I looked down to see glowing red eyes and a big smile with big sharp teeth it was starring at me I could see blood on its teeth " we're do you think your going "what are you I said kicking it off and throwing holy water at it " ahhhhh wtf I was just trying to ask what you were doing in here gahhhhh "I watched as it shook in horror it was crying I felt bad and idk why I sat down next to it

Tweeks pov:go away pls don't hurt me I didn't mean to kill her I just couldn't help myself I wanna be good but I got so hungry I haven't eaten in 2 days that was the only thing I ate" look I'm sorry what's your name"it's tweek tweak I'm a imp"oh"yeah"well I'm youth pastor craig "hello then" hello if you want to be good ig I could help you "really" yeah let me get you a nun outfit"ugh ok "but first get rid of your horns tail and wings" ok hold on*poof*"ok stay here let me get the outfit"I watched as he exited the room I sat down picking at the dead body on the floor than went over to her liver that was on the ground I picked it up and ate it what I'm hungry I looked around and poked her eye balls out well one before craig got back"tweek"ahh I'm sorry I'm just hungry "it's fine just here's cloths and blue contacts for your eyes so there not red " ugh ok can you turn around "oh yeah sure " I put on the nun out fit I put the tights on which was hard I out on the high heels that actually fit and out in the contacts I'm done I said turning around blushing "you look ugh good " thanks"ok let's go don't act weird let me do the talking "ok I looked down you can't really see my legs so that's good that the outfit covers it up

Craigs pov:I grab his arm dragging I'm through the halls and out the door good night sister eclipse sister lia and sister moon" good night oh who's this"this is are new nun her name is ugh flair she's are newest member of the church I was just showing her around and then around town see y'all tomorrow "ok see you later" I grab tweeks hand and walk faster to my house as we get there I shove him in the house few that was close I say looking at tweek I shut the curtains I look back over to tweek he's hovering over stuff and looks at a picture amazed yk for a imp he is kinda hot "I heard that" ugh you heard what"you called me hot thanks "I didn't s-" say it I can here your thoughts It's a power I have"oh"yeah"well I have to go make something "ok" I walk to the kitchen and put the kettle on to the stove with some hot water

Tweeks pov:I hovered over into the kitchen and saw he was making something are you gonna burn me with that I said looking at him and shaking worse than I was before "ugh no I wasn't going to " he took the kettle of of the stove and poured it into a cup handing it to me"here's coffee"oh thanks "hey tweek" Mhm"this may seem weird but I think I like you"well I think I like you to I said watching him get close to me are face inches apart I break the space pressing my lips to his we stayed like that for a lil until he broke it I looked up at him he looked worried what's wrong"idk I think it's been the first time sense I felt in love "I smiled crawling into his lap hugging him well I love you I say pecking him in the lips" I love you to "I looked in his eyes and took out the contacts god these things hurt I say looking at him as we made eye contact" your eyes are so beautiful "thanks *knocking

Craigs pov:I should get that I walked over to see to nuns at my door that I don't recognize I opened the door and they push me walking in ugh who are you" that ones parents "I get up and shut the door as they uncover there heads" tweek dear it's time to come home "I looked at tweek and he's scared" I'm not going I told you I don't wanna live with y'all and do that "leave him alone if he doesn't wanna go he doesn't have to" shut up or I'll eat you "I look over to tweek and he looked mad

Tweeks pov:I got up and smacked my mom in the face don't talk to him like that craig get the water" ugh ok"I backed up and watched him pour it on them"ahhhhhhh"I walked up to craig and hugged him I'm sorry they came here"it's alright little one"craig... "Yeah" I'm hungry"ugh"I'm sorry I try to stop but if I don't eat I'll die "how about you eat my next door neighbor" I couldn't do that do you maybe have someone else "there's this kid named eric cartman" ok I'll how find him I'll be back I said pecking his cheek and walking out with my nun outfit on I walked down the side walked and found the kid hey you "who are you" just follow me I have something to tell you we walked down the ally way and went onto the back of the building and the I snapped his neck and ate him

A/n this one is kinda ass but u wanted to do a youth pastor craig and imp tweek one lmao

This was one of the inspos for this kinda anyways bye children