south park ships (one-shots)

✨my vampire ✨

SENSE IT'S HALLOWEEN HERE'S A VAMPIRE KYLE X HUMAN STAN

TW:GORE

CW:GORE

stand pov:seems like there's a new neighbor
I thought while walking into my house"oh sweetie we have new neighbors I invited them for dinner ugh ok I said walking upstairs *later*I got dresses and went down stairs and waited *2 minutes**knocking*ill get it hi you must be the Broflovski I'm Stan Marsh y'all may come I'm"oh why thank you"I moved aside so they could come I'm as I saw a kid come in with pointy teeth I just brushed it off and shut the door "ok kids go play" I walked upstairs as the strange kid followed I fell into my bed face first

Kyles pov:this weird human seems like a depressed one "what are you" he takes do you mean"your teeth your eyes your pale skin I mean I would say pale skin is normal for a ginger with cute freckles all over there face but still what are you"ugh oh um ugh I felt my face heat up I'm obviously just a ginger "no your teeth are hella pointy and your eyes are red " ugh that's bc I'm wearing contacts and fake fangs"those are lies you suck at lying "ugh fine yes i am a vampire but you can't tell anyone " why did you move here"my family wanted to get a fresh start with humans in this hill Billy red neck town "hey" sorry not sorry what's your name again sten stay stoy "Stan? " oh yeah I'm kyle "why hello" your a strange human"and your a cute vampire "I felt my face heat up as I looked away" so like can you fly"well I can float same thing tho "oh

*couple weeks later*

Stans pov:it's been 7 weeks sense kyle moved here and we have been getting closer for a vampire he's kinda cute his blonde curly hair it looks so soft his beautiful crimson red eyes the freckles that aline his face that kinda make him look kinda like a mushroom his perfect teeth he's just so perfect the way he dresses the way he acts " earth to human earth to bitch face earth to dumbass"huh what was that really Nesacery "no but also yes" ok whatever what is it "there's a party tonight are you going it's a tokens" ugh sure I don't see why not "ok well I'll see you there" ok then bye"bye *later*I walked into tokens house and spotted kyle I went to grab a drink first then went to him"hey stanny boi"don't call me that "nah it fits you" your dumb I said chugging the beer"dude beers bad "yeah and so is drinking someones blood" but that's how yk I survive "yeah and beer is how I survive I said drinking a lot more alcohol

Kyles pov:it's been 20 minutes and Stan is fully drunk I had to drag him to my house " kyle have I ever told you your really cute your hairs so fluffy can I touch it *hiccups*ima touch it"Stan lay down while I get you some water "no I wanna cuddle pls" fine after I get water "ugh fine " I went and grabbed him water ok now drink it "ok" ok now we can cuddle "kyle *hiccups*your hair is *hiccups*so soft *hiccups*" dude that's fay"yeah well I'm gay for you"what"I love you kyle"Stan.. "I l-l-lo-lov-lo-love you" I like you to "*snoring*dork*the next day

Stans pov:I woke up to kyle right next to me oh god u have a headache" hey dude you good "yeah what happened" well you got drunk I took you home and you told me you loved me"and what did you say"I told you I liked you to "really" yeah I kinds fell in love with you when we met "awe" oh shut up jackass"dumbass "I love you" I love you to"I looked at him as we licked eyes are faces got closer and closer until it was inches apart  and I broke the space between us and kissed I pushed him onto the bed while kissing him"*bang*kyle mom s- nvm"oh shit hey ike I was just "kissing kyle? " well... "Just get out of here ike " ugh"ok but I'm telling mom"ugh oh"you ass hole "hahaha