south park ships (one-shots)

✨as long as im with you✨

TW:GORE IDK
CW:CANNIBALISM & GORE IDK ABOUT THE GORE PART
Wendys pov:I was walking hand in hand with bebes my gf we've been dating for about a yr now and everyone found out bc if fatass so we get a lot if stairs were the first lesbian couple here well I'm bi she's lesbian but still we get looked at a lot "babe look" huh aw it's a puppy"can we get a puppy "sure some day we can get a puppy but come on were going to be late for the festival I said pulling her hand " ok ok jeez"I smiled at her laughing as we got there I payed and we went in the music blairing "omg I love this song come on babe" ok I'm coming love I said as she dragged me to were there was singing "I'm getting hickeys from my bed bugs I'm getting busy with a bad perfume I'm sticking kisses to a pen drug I'm making friction with a sad vacuum I'm getting jiggy with a rifle I'll pull the trigger with my eyes closed Hoping to hit you somewhere vital And when I miss, you come and kiss me with  a smile" I looked at bebe like she was crazy what kinda song is this "having sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool I'm sleeping with a Sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool I'm sleeping with a ghoul" her singing is so beautiful tho

Bebes pov:The only time I ever see her
Is when she's behind me in the mirror
Even from a distance I can hear her
Try to listen, but her whispers make my ears hurt And on our dates, it's never daytime
When she gets playful with a steak knife
I need a break, maybe I'll take five
Shake it up and medicate, maybe I'll take five
I continued to sing glancing at wendy every once and a while she looks amazed I'm having sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool I'm sleeping with a Sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool I'm sleeping with a ghoul I'm having sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool I'm sleeping with a Sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone
She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool I'm sleeping with a ghoul Source I sung as the song ended "love I didn't know you knew how to sing that was amazing " aw thanks

Wendys pov: I hugged bebe kissing her for head that was amazing "ok that's it for us tonight the next people up are the angels" I looked at bebe that's us let's go I grabbed her hand and went on stage hello everyone today me and my gf and are friends will be singing are cover of saint Bernard let's get this "Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall To remind me that I am a fool
Tell me where I came from, what I will always be Just a spoiled little kid who went to Catholic school When I am dead I won't join their ranks 'Cause they are both holy and free And I'm in Ohio, satanic and chained up
And until the end, that's how it'll be"said make me love myself so that I might love you Don't make me a liar, 'cause I swear to god When I said it I thought it was true
Saint Calvin told me not to worry about you
But he's got his own things to deal with
There's really just one thing that we have in common Neither of us will be missed"Saint Bernard sits at the top of the driveway
You always said how you loved dogs
I don't know if I count But I'm trying my best When I'm howling and barking these songs" we stopped singing as the song ended ok folks that's it for us tonight I grabbed bebes hand and walked of stage she looked scared what's wrong

Bebes pov:I..i did it I was so scared I'd fucked up but I didn't "ofc you did " it's bc as long as I'm with you I can do it I love you "I love you to" *screaming*we looked towards the screaming tweek was freaking out as craig was chanting and so was kenny pip and token and clyde and tweek looked scared we ran over to them to see damien eating someone's face wtf is wrong with y'all I say trying not to throw up"gahhhhhh why are you doing that craig he's going to eat me next"tweek calm down what happened yk what idc I'm just gonna go "no wait" but w- I threw up mid sentences "hold on I wanna know how this happened" but"oh yeah so this dude told damien pip was a cutie and that he definitely would fuck pip so damien got mad and is now eating his face and now his guts and flesh"oh god I'm gonna be sick I threw up but this time on kenny"ew gross wtf"oops sorry