south park ships (one-shots)

✨💔✨date night✨💔✨

YOU CLEAR UP THE CONFUSION THAT Y'ALL MAY GET KYLE KENNY AND STAN ARE DATING I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT ONE SHOT FOR THEM AND THIS GOES TO FLUFF TO ANGST TO FLUFF LOL

Kennys pov:I got to kyles house and I had brought Karen so she could play with ike and so my parents don't yell at her or try to hit her again to night is date night for me and my 2 bfs Stan and kyle I knocked and Stan opened the door "hey ken" hey hun I brought Karen so she could play with ike"ike is going to tricias "ik there both gonna go stay there" oh ok come in you to "

Kyles pov:I walked in from the kitchen to see Kenny and Stan sitting on the couch hey"hey love"y'all ready for date night I got the snacks "ik I'm ready oh I brought chips with the lil money I got from work sorry it's not much" hey it's ok we already have a lot of snacks you didn't have to waste your money on chips I said looking at Kenny as he tried not to cry"yeah dude it's ok we already bought a lot of snacks for us yk you don't have to ever get anything "yeah" I feel bad bc y'all always get us stuff and I never give y'all stuff "hey it's ok look were just happy your here dear now let's go watch this movie my parents are gone for the weekend so we can watch out here that's why there's blankets and snacks and pillows" ok

Stans pov:what movie we watching first "what do y'all wanna watch" how about dhmis it's not a movie but it's good "sure " I'm fine with it"ok let's get this started I said as kyle turned on the show and we sat down  eating and watching the show"if you think about it ducks 1 of the dads reds the other 1 and yellow is the child and roy is like his sperm donor but red and duck are his foster parents "I can see that" yeah it's easy to see it "*4 hrs later*i grabbed the pillow and smacked Kenny in the face with it causing him to stumble into kyle and making the fall onto the couch" oh it's on"I watched as they both grabbed a pillow and started hitting me with it oh that's it I rolled and knocked them both down and got up hitting them both with the pillow then ran up the stairs them both fallowing I ducked as kyle threw the pillow at me

Kennys pov:I threw the pillow at kyle then picked it back up hitting Stan and then slid down the stairs and hid in the kitchen but was soon dragged out and threw onto the ground not hard but softly "dork" hey you started this war I said sitting up and tackling them both and tickled them"hahaha stop dumbass"I soon stopped and let them catch there breath and then gave then a kick oeck on the cheek "dorks " dumbass ok so what do we watch now "let's watch IT chapter 2" sounds like fun I turned on the movie and laid down as they cuddled up next to me

Kyles pov:half way through the movie the front door opened to reveal my now angry parents shit what are y'all doing here "well half way there your mom realized she had left her wallet why are you three cuddling on are floor" shit ugh"we weren't we were just watching it "I looked at my parents but they didn't buy it" I WANT YOU TO OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW "no you can't I told you I'm bisexual and poly"and I except I just didn't think you would date your poor friend and the one who's dad sells weed" yeah and I didn't ask to be born in this family nor did I think I would be born from two Fucking idiots "kyle room now" no eat shit I don't have to take this shit from someone who jerked off to my bfs dad in a hot tub "it's normal" oh yeah ofc it is especially when your at a party

Stans pov:I out my hand on kyles shoulder it's gonna be ok"no it's not bc her is just so fucking stupid "hey look we will come back tomorrow babe" yeah we will be ok"yeah see"no bc I'm not letting some straight homophobic couple tell us what to do "we should go ken" your right Stan all three of us at your house for a while I'll be back when you to want to apologize for this shit"ugh ok let's go then*at Stans house*we sat down and went back to watching the movie and had fun for the rest of the night not caring for once We were all three happy I kissed them both good night as we all fell asleep

A/n this one kinda sucks but I really wanted to do this ship really bad and I thought this would be the perfect one