south park ships (one-shots)

💔✨danger✨💔

TW:GOER
CW:GORE

heidis pov:I walked out the house and down the road and to the store I bought chocolate and flowers today is mine and Henriettas date and I'm so happy oh shit I'm late I bought the flowers and chocolates and ran to her house but she wasn't there maybe she's already at the restaurant I walked to the restaurant and she wasn't there did she not wanna go on a date with me I went back to her house and threw the flowers and chocolate at her house then went to my house to cry I really thought she liked I laid in bed listening to music *2 hrs later*i sat up hearing my mom call me I just turned the music up more *ring ring*what you want"*heavy breathing*i can smell your breath from the phone didn't you brush your teeth or use mouth wash bc like oh my god your breath smells like my dead dog that I didn't know was dead so I took it for a walk and it landed in shit and I dragged it through the lake it still stank it even got sprayed by a skunk did you know that's how bad your breath smells"*heavy breathing continues*"dear Lord baby Jesus what do you want "you~" ugh that's weird idk even know you "I want you " mhm sure you do bc not even my date showed up"bc I have her"oh that's good news now after I cried my eyes out keep her cartman"what the fuck I'm not cartman"what"Mhm and I don't cry myself to sleep so stop with the voice I said pulling out the gun from the strap I had on my thigh "look just give me 10000 dollars or she dies" Mhm and I'll find that much money out your fatass hoe I said hanging up welp time to- I was half way through my sentence when I noticed a camera really your a fucking pervert I said grabbing the camera man when I'm done with you you'll be in the hospital and jail I said turning off the camera  and walking out of my room

Henriettas pov:it's always me hey look fat shit idk what your plan is but your not getting whateva you want "shut up I'm not far" Mhm and I'm not dating someone crazy which means you have five seconds to run before *door bust open*shes here I said as I heard the door to the basement open I had a huge smile on my face as she walked down "oh look you were prepared a huge surprise oh is this yours sorry" dear Lord wtf I watched as she took out to guns pointing it at him as he out one towards me shit"do it and she dies "yeah not a good idea" kill her and I'll just fuck your mom "pfft" that's not funny"no it is "shut up or I'll kill you" oh shit I said as he out the gun down "perfect*gun shots*" finally he was annoying a little help hun"oh yeah

Heidis pov:I helped her out and we walked out the house I handed her the gun just incase she ever needs it"wanna go on that date now"hell yeah we walked to the restaurant and had a awesome night except for when cartoons gang came in aka Stan kyle Kenny and butters I took out my gun and shot at the wall but it bounced of and hit Kenny "omg they killed Kenny " ehh he will be fine I said walking out with Henrietta