A/n: here's some funny qoutes, Dylan been dark but funny at the same time.
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Pigsy: and what do we say when we feel like this?
Dylan:more espresso, less depresso.
Pigsy:. . . . . No
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Tang: and what do we say when life disappoint us?
Dylan: called it!
Pigsy and tang: no!
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Mk: and what do we say when we feel like this?
Monkey King: more beers
Dylan: less tears!
Mk: *stares at his mentor and his brother figure with concern look on his face* no. . .
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Red son: and what do we say when we feel like this?
Dylan: less depressy, more progessy!
Red son:. . . . . . .
Mei: i think we're done for today.
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Sandy: and what do we say when we need to reach out and ask for support?
Dylan: i'm fine! Aha! How are you though?
Sandy: *stares at him with concern*....... no.
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Mei: and what do we say when we feel like this?
Dylan: hi guys welcome to my story of my life!
Mei:* facepalm at him* I give up
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Macaque: and what do we say when we feel like this?
Dylan: ah shit, here we go again.
Macaque:* stares at him* no-
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Pigsy: and what do we say
Tang: when we feel like this?
Dylan: sometimes, you just gotta macarena through anxiety* doing jazz hands*
Pigsy: *facepalm at him*
Tang: *let out a tired sigh* no.
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Nezha: and what do we say when we feel like this?
Dylan: oof
Nezha: yeah, youre right. A BIG oof.
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Monkey king: and what dk we say when he says to come over?
Dylan: ok, i will.
Monkeyking: * face palm at him as he feels his eye twitch a bit* No.
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Tang: and what do we say when we feel like this?
Dylan: there's no "should" or "should not" when it comes to having feelings. They're part of who we are and their origins are beyond our control.
Tang: yup.
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Red son: and what do we say when we feel like this?
Dylan: seize the means of production!
Red son: No!
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Mk: and what do we say when we feel like this?
Dylan: TEQUILA SHOTS!
Mk: no!
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Mei: and what do we say when we feel like this?
Dylan: mood.
Mei: dylan no!
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Pigsy: amd what do we say when we feel like this?
Dylan: sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!
Pigsy: dylan no! Be serious at this!
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Macaque: and what do we say when we feel like this?
Dylan: *in his italian accent* bada bing, bada boom!
Macaque* let out a small chuckle while shaking his head with a smile on his face* no Aquamarine.
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Mk: and what do we say
Monkey King: when we feel like this?
Dylan: *completely nervous and was about to have panic attack* you know what? Actually, it's no bit deal haha! I'm okay! I'm sorry for bothering you two, now i feel better now.
Monkey King: *looks at him with concern and sad expression on his face*
Mk:* sighing while banging his hand at the wall* no.
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Macaque: and what do we say when we feel like this?
Dylan: i'm gonna yeet myself off a building!
Monkey king and macaque: NO!
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Nezha: and what d we say when we feel like this?
Dylan: it's fine. I'll just chuck it in with all my other mouldering resentments.
Nezha: *sigh as he gives up*i think we're done for today.
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A/n: that's all! Thank you for reading!
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FanfictionDylan Jackson, a Demigod, son of Poseidon, twin brother of Percy Jackson. Found himself at another world after saving his brother from getting killed by Luke Castellan. Join him on his journey with his new friend, Mk, future successor of legendary m...
