Massachusetts always asks New Hampshire to take him to his liquor stores (b/c they've got lots of variety)
New Hampshire is an alcoholic (drinks the most alcohol in the country)
Connecticut and Rhode Island own a ship together and they use it to get away from New York and Massachusetts
# NJ has Tourette's or some sort of tics
Each Northeast state has their own coffee mug
The Northeast states fight over using the coffee machine in the morning
NY owns a bat for each state
Massachusetts treats Maine like his younger brother sometimes
Connecticut nicknamed his fanciest credit card "Greenwich"
NY has 3 foldable tables with him every time he watches a Bills game
Vermont likes to hang out with Canada and Washington
# Vermont is a maple syrup snob (especially to NY)
NY and NJ fight over the Statue of Liberty when they get drunk
Pennsylvania talks about when he used to have the capital a lot
Pennsylvania give DC (the city not Gov) the death glare or the stink eye whenever he sees him
When the Northeast want to talk and get California to leave them alone they just start talking in the thickest versions of their accents and act really aggressive
NY makes pizza once every 2 weeks.
NY still has his mob outfits and likes to wear them to fancy meeting sometimes
Rhode Island needs a step stool to reach almost everything
Rhode Island bites people (especially when they treat him like a baby b/c he's small)
If Vermont gets pissed off he will turn off the Wi-Fi
Maine goes fishing with Alaska
When Massachusetts wakes up he has the thickest Boston accent until he drinks his dunkies
New Hampshire acts like Louisiana but with Northeast sensibilities
# NY doesn't sleep
Pennsylvania sometimes runs over an Amish when he is drunk on the way home from an Eagles game.
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Ben Brainard/WTTT Headcannons
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