Context: Louisiana and Florida have been pulled over for a DUI (this is my interpretation of what I think would happen)
Cop- You're under arrest for a DUI
Cop: Do you you have id
Florida: I ain't got no ideas
Cop: No, id as in identification
Florida: I'm straight
Cop: *facepalms*
LA: Mais sha you don't have to do all that
Cop: *deep breath* Ok, can either one of you guys tell me your name
Florida: I'm full
Louisiana: I'm Louisiana and he's Florida
Cop: *annoyed* okay
Cop: Now what the hell were you doing driving 80 mph, drunk, in a neighborhood full of families
Louisiana: Drunk driving
Florida: Humanmowing
Cop: You realize a DUI is a serious charge and the fact that you still can drive after having 20 is a goddamn miracle
Florida: oh I can't
Cop: What?
Florida: That's why Louie's driving
Louisiana: *gives a thumbs up*
Cop: Ok, Louisiana give me your driver's license
Louisiana: *passes him a paper*
Cop: *about to tear it in half* This says "allowed to drive" and Louisiana but spelled wrong on it.
Florida: Mmmmmm, ok, but it does say drive on it and it has his name..
Louisiana: Ay give him some slack. He doesn't know how to read okay
Cop: Oh my god, in all my 20 years of being a cop I have never met anyone so dense in my life
Cop: I will need you to step out of the car
Florida: Which car?
Cop: W-whaghc what do you mean which car? the car that you are in right now
Florida: We're in a car
Cop: YES
Florida: I thought we were in a SUV
Cop: *brain breaks*
Louisiana: *pokes at the cops face* I can say quite clearly. He ain't doin aight
Florida: He must be on a DUI
Louisiana: Let's book it while we have the chance
Florida: YEAH
Florida & Louisiana: *scuries away*
YOU ARE READING
Ben Brainard/WTTT Headcannons
General FictionIt has Ben Brainard Headcannons Edit: This has come off the hinges a bit so it's a bit weird Edit 2: Completely ignore the introduction the book is officially me post whatever the fuck I want
