Delaware has a love hate relationship with Pennsylvania (but mostly love)
Delaware is Pennsylvania's younger brother
Delaware wears fancy shirts and casual bottoms (some of his fancy shirts came from Pennsylvania)
Delaware takes care of some chickens
Delaware likes to point out that he was the first a lot
Delaware likes playing and making different chemicals
Delaware and NM have a little gang where they with chemicals and make drugs in the basement like breaking bad
Delaware has lots of credit cards
PA fought Connecticut for 30 years once
PA fight all of the northeast quite a bit
PA along with NY pick on NJ whenever they get the chance
PA asks everyone Wawa or Sheets
Indiana, Ohio, and Pennsylvania have an amish union
NY squats in Florida's room during the winter
One time Florida forced Gov to sing "How Bad Could I Possibly Be?"
Wisconsin and Michigan randomly stops at lakes to fish
Utah hosts a church service every Sunday
Nevada has a secret gambling club set up in a closet
NY always has a rat with him. It's usually hiding in his hat or his shirt
Gov doesn't get any references because he is always working so he never keeps up with pop culture.
Georgia has chickens
Mississippi had sex with a Walmart
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Ben Brainard/WTTT Headcannons
General FictionIt has Ben Brainard Headcannons Edit: This has come off the hinges a bit so it's a bit weird Edit 2: Completely ignore the introduction the book is officially me post whatever the fuck I want
