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Your children (if you ever have any)

Carlos Sainz Jr: 3 (order: girl-boy-girl). Since he pestered the nurse during your sonogram to know the sex (in all three cases, poor human), there's no gender reveal party.

Names: Anita, Lucas (you vetoed another Carlos Jr and we all thank you for that), Raquel.

Charles Leclerc: 1 (a girl). Again, no gender reveal party because dear Antonio Giovinazzi told EVERYONE EVERYTHING the minute you told him.

Names: many were on the table, like Charlotte (you spat your water when he suggested it, he had to be kidding), Beatrice, and Viola. Eventually, you went with Juliette.

Daniel Ricciardo: 2 (both boys, God help you). The gender was revealed using blue spray paint on sheep (no animal was harmed in the process, I swear).

Names: Joey and Miles.

George Russell: 2 (girls). You both hate gender reveal parties so none for you.

Names: Elizabeth (any doubts everyone?) and Irene (because it means "peace" in Greek, that's all).

Lando Norris: 1 (a boy). You wrote the sex in his Twitch chat and he started crying live during the stream.

Names: this was a long dispute. Carlos/Charles were vetoed by you (again, thank you); Marty was immediately followed by you saying "Melman, Gloria" so no; Damon was your idea but when Lando saw Ian Somerhalder it was an easy veto; any other weird option he suggested, like Ajax, was a huge NO. When you finally settled it, you went with Theo.

Lewis Hamilton: 2 (a boy and a girl), but none of them are yours. Still, when you knew you were adopting twins, he wanted to surprise the family, so he had an airplane waving signs in the sky on the 4th of July.

Names: Ethan (you were this close to let him name the little one Ayrton) and Olivia.

Also, the family will expand. You're going to be the next Angelina and Brad but without the divorce.

Max Verstappen: 1 (a boy). No gender reveal party here.

Name: Dion. 

Now, you weren't sure about it, but Max got inside your head with things like, "Dion Verstappen is the new Formula One champion!" and all. Spoiler: the boy turned out to hate motorsports and wanted to become a marine biologist.

Pierre Gasly: 2 (girl-boy twins). You revealed the gender on the scoreboard in his pit after a race.

Names: Elena and Anthoine (one simply has to, you know).

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