Avengers React [DISCONTINUED]

- 🎄Christmas, The Musical 🎄 -

(A/N: Please read in dark mode)

"So this first one is the opening credits of the Guardians Special,"

"First!?" Tony exclaimed.

"Well because it's Christmas day in the other world we have two videos lined up," America explained.

The room burst into talking as the clip started,

"🎶Out on the third planet, closest to the sun there's a special celebration and it sounds quite fun.🎶" Bezermikitoklok sings in front of Quill.

"Yes! It's a song," Tony exclaimed happily.

"🎶 A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone on a holiday they call Christmas.🎶" Bzermikitoklok continues.

"That's perfect. Good. Bzer, good job," Quill says, trying to get away without being rude.

"🎶 Now I'm not gonna lie it makes no sense to me-🎶" Bzer is cut off by Quill muttering under his breath; "Oh there's more,"

"Peter, don't be rude," Gamora scolded him, seeing straight through his facade.

"🎶 But here's what I've discovered about this Christmas Mystery,🎶" Bzer's band begin to tune their instruments behind him.

"Look, I'm super busy. Is this a long story?"  Quill asks,

"You're probably not," Rocket muttered loud enough for only Gamora to hear, making the greener sister give him a disappointed look.

"1, 2, 3,4!" One of Bzer's band members chants before they all swing into song.

"🎶Santa is a furry freak with epic superpowers, he flies to every human home in under 14 hours,🎶" People stop and stare at the band's confusing words.

"14 hours?" Scott asks.

"About," America confirms.

"🎶He's a master burglar-🎶"

"No!" Quill yells.

"I mean..." Kate begins.

"🎶 A pro at picking locks,"

"No," Quill says a bit quieter this time.

"🎶 If you don't leave milk and cookies out, he will put dung in your socks,🎶" Bzer rings out.

"That is not part of the lore, at all." Quill comments.

"He could just be talking about coal," Peter comments.

"Kid, have you ever gotten Coal in your socks for Christmas?" Tony asks in a joking tone.

"I have," Natasha said sadly before Yelena confirms she has as well. Steve looks at Natasha sadly before whispering something in her ear which makes her instantly brighten up.

"What d'you think they're whispering about?" Sam asks, nudging bucky slightly towards the two.

"Probably finally had the guts to ask her out," Bucky says making Sam stifle another laugh.