Bad advice #5:
If you are a history book author, make sure to emphasize importance on every little aspect of everything, to the point where students don't even know what the entire chapter is about. If you are feeling really creative, throw in a few confusing jokes, puns, and rhymes. The students will really appreciate it and grow up thinking history is cool!
If you write science books, make sure to overcomplicate things. If you only need to use five pages to get a point across, write twenty instead, because making students read more diluted information will make them smarter and more successful in life!
If you write math textbooks... Um, write math textbooks! Students and teachers always use them for more than just homework they could have handed out a sheet for!
Anyone have any ideas for any of the other school textbooks? Put them in the comments!
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