Bad advice #10:
When you are traveling around the school, and the halls are empty, talk to yourself because you are very lonely, and also because you are an interesting person.
It's not like anybody will turn around the corner and see you, thinking you have a screw loose.
If they tell you you are crazy, stop and inform them that there are scientific studies showing that smarter people talk to themselves more.
If they still don't believe you, show them how hairy your arm is, and tell them that studies show that excess body hair is linked to higher intelligence.
They will definitely acknowledge your genius after that.
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