Bad advice #6:
If you see there are a lot of people with stick figure families on the back of their vehicles, buy a sticker that says, "Nobody cares about your stick figure family!" and post it on the back of your car. Everyone will think you are very humorous, and you will gain instant, yet secret admiration from everyone around you!
If you have a stick figure family, and see stickers described in the above are becoming popular, buy a sticker that says, "Nobody cares that you don't care about my stick figure family."
Let the wars begin.
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