Bad Advice #29:
Smoke pot. It's all natural, so it can't be bad for you. Things like alcohol and cigarettes are bad for you, and they are legal! Yet pot is all natural, and it is nowhere near as bad as alcohol, so it should also be legal.
Listen to me folks... Here is a fact: Nobody has died from a pot overdose. Ever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your health teachers will talk about car accidents and how it stays in your system for longer than you want to admit, and the "gateway drug" stupidity. Come on. Don't listen, just smoke pot, not meth or heroin.
Now I've heard all this stuff about how people are chronically ill from smoking too much, but I don't believe it. Relentless itching and vomiting are silly things to worry about. Same with the "mental health symptoms."
Pot definitely won't make you chronically anxious, paranoid, depressed, or dissociated. If that ever happens, just smoke some more! It'll relax ya! Don't worry about all this research that it can turn on the gene for schizophrenia. That's just a rumor sent around by the government because they don't want people to be enlightened by the truth hidden in marijuana.
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