Bad advice #11:
Try and pretend you actually know what you are talking about, and act like you are an expert on the topic. Use random big words and "intelligent phrasing" to make your points sound valid, even though it is just a bunch of baloney.
It's okay though. The people you are talking to are probably way less intelligent than you, and cannot tell that you know nothing about the topic they are practically experts on.
This method works really well if you want to feel really smart while simultaneously making everyone else cringe.
A/N: This is one of my pet peeves... What are your biggest pet peeves?
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