My little discord kitten~ Quackity x fem!reader

Part 34- Chaos and children

KARL POV:

I sit down and let out a tired sigh, I look at Quackity and he's exhausted too. y/n and lyra are chasing eachother with forks singing the misery x cpr x reeses puffs thing. It's so loud I can't even hear myself think. Earlier they tried to hunt down quackity and shove him into y/ns corset, he's never gonna recover-Bringing lyra here was a bad decision, but y/n is happy so I guess it worked. They're all hyper now for absolutely no reason and its tiring- "There's only one person who was able to deal with kid Y/N-" Quackity says "who-" I respond "Clay." he picks up his phone and waves for me to follow him into lyras room, we call dream "Hello?" he asks "ok so don't tell y/n we called you but we need your help- she's being super hyper and we are like this close to dying." Quackity says "Oh- ok- yeah just go to Netflix and put on my little pony." He says, I go over and I find it and turn it on "Wait, that's not right." He says "hm?" I turn to the phone "that's not right, did you turn on friendship is magic?"He says "uhhh-" I quickly find it "yes. Yes we did." I press start "ok, she should hear the starting noise and come over to watch. She'll be entertained for hours, also how is sh-" He's cut off by quackity hanging up the phone, y/n and lyra both run into the room with wide eyes and they plop down on the couch and are instantly captivated by the TV. The theme song starts and they sing along bopping their heads to the music, I guess my job is done here- I walk upstairs to get away from the singing and I take a nap.

~~~~time skip~~~~

I wake up to yelling? No- shouting? Thats not right either- hmmmmm... ah, it's y/n and lyra singing. I go downstairs and cover my ears "NO I DO NOT LOVE THE GROOM IN MYYYY HEART THERE IS NO ROOM BUT I STILL WANT HIM TO BE ALL MIIIIIIIIIINE!" Y/N scream-sings "WE MUST ESCAPE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE, FIND A WAY TO SAVE THE DAAAY. HOPE, I'LL BE LYING IF I SAY 'I DON'T FEAR THAT I MAY LOSE HIM TO ONE WHO WANTS TO USE HIM, NOT CARE FOR LOVE AND CHERISH HIM EACH DAAAAAAAY' FOR I OH SO LOVE THE GROOM ALL MYYYYYYYYYY THOUGHTS HE DOES CONSUME OH SHINING ARMOR I'LL BE THERE VERY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON" Lyra sings, both of them suck but at least they're having fun "Pov: you and quackity" Lyra says laughing "STOP-" y/n says picking up a couch cushion and beating her with it "You stop that right no- OH- FINALLY THE MOMENT HAS ARRIIIIVED FOR ME TO BE ONE LUCKY BRIIIIIIIIDE" she puts down the cushion "OH THE WEDDING WE WONT MAKE, HE'LL END UP MARRYING A FAKE. SHINING ARMOR WILL BE-" "mine, all mine. reheheh" y/n says, they both collapse on the couch and are out of breath "We slayed." Lyra says "Oh yeah, for sure." y/n responds, both of them continue silently watching the show

hmmm 'Pov: you and quackity' so does lyra- ship them? I see a potential sapnap replacement. I mean, he can't be replaced but my ship worked out so he's busy being in love or whatever- But if Lyra ships y/nity then we can plan stuff together >:) alr they get like 10 more minutes of tv then I'm taking lyra away-

Lyra pov:

"no because, I saw someone on tiktok do one of those 'which pony are you' filters and she wanted fricken rainbow dash, like all the people on tiktok ig- and she got princess Cadance and was like 'oH wHo EvEn Is ThAt?' LIKE NEVER DISRESPECT PRINCESS MI AMORE CADENZA EVER AGAIN???" I shout "How rude, she's an L" Y/n says "fr- HEY I JUST HAD AN IDEA!" I shout "Hm?" she looks at me "you and al-" I get cut off by Karl "Hey lyra, could you come here for a minute?" I get up and walk over "Hold on y/n" I go to where Karls standing "What do you want." I say "Do you wanna go to the store?" he asks "what store" I say "walmart or smth idk" he says "eh sure why not" I go and get my shoes on "where are you going?" y/n asks "to the store, wanna come?" I say "she can't. im uhhhhhhhhh" karl quickly thinks of something "I'm buying her presents, christmas is in a month yk." he says "Oh my gosh I forgot about christmas- ok get in the car. I'll drive." I try to grab the keys "you're 15." he says holding the keys up above his head (a/n dejavu/j) "15 and 8 months. I have my permit you know." I say grabbing his arm and pulling it down "Ah, but you have to be with a RELATIVE." he takes the keys from my hand, I look at him for a bit "ehhhh it could work." I say "what-" "you could pass as like a distant cousin or something" I say, it catches him off guard and I grab the keys "And if they ask for ID and do a background check and find we aren't related in any possible way?" he says "karl, we'll be gone by then alright? just make sure they don't take a photo of the license plate." I say "Thats illega-" he gets cut off "Just let her drive the car" Y/N says "no! I'm not letting her get us in a car crash-" he says trying to grab the keys "Unless her parents can come get in the car or a brother or someone then she cant drive- Like by law unless someone who is certified to take care of her comes she can't drive-" He says "Just let her drive, it'll work out better if u just let her-" y/n says