My little discord kitten~ Quackity x fem!reader

Part 40- girlie no-

Quackity pov:

I get ready and press go live, I pop open the bottle of wine sitting beside me and I pour it into a cup. "Alright chat, today I'm gonna be on a call with Wilbur and we are both gonna be drinking wine." I say "hello chat" Wilbur says "so I'm gonna start with this- (insert wine name brand)" I say taking a sip "I sent that to you, you better f-ing like it " he jokes "its giving, dewy grass" I joke "Ok that's something it should not be giving-" he laughs "Well it is-" I say "is that good or bad?" he asks "How am i supposed to f-ing know?" I say, y/n enters the room "Hiii" she smiles and walks over to me, she sees the wine bottle "Sooo Quackityyy" she drags out her words "What do you want?" I ask "Can I have a sip-" She responds "No-" I say "Pleaaase-" She begs "No- I'm not giving an underaged person alcohol on stream-" I laugh "I'm drinking age in the u.k-" she smiles "AND WE AREN'T IN THE U.K-" I shout "I mean you're an adult and not in public therefore she could legally have a sip-" wilbur says "yeah, listen to wilbur-" she says "YOU AREN'T HELPING-" I yell laughing "Why don't you just listen to him-" she smiles "I'm not getting arrested-" I laugh, she gives up and sits in the background of the stream. 

Y/Nsupremacy

HIII Y/N

Schlattssideburns

Y/N DRINKS CONFIRMED???/SRS????

SINAIINNIT

AYOOOOO?

Ponksburntlemontree

girlie can't even see the red color of the wine 😭🤚

"Hey y/n" I say, she perks up "heh?" she responds "You're colorblind right?" I ask "Yeah- why-" She makes a weird face at me "Now, I know it's not as bad as Georges but what color is the wine to you-" I ask "Well, as I've said before I have deuteranomaly. So take a guess-" she responds, I look up deuteranomaly scale on google and I scan it for a second "It looks- dull?" I respond, she nods "yep pretty much just a dull slightly orangey drink to me." She says "orange?" Wilbur says "well yeah, it's just like an orangey red-y dull color-" she says "oh-" he says "Huh, cool-" I say turning back to the computer, y/n gets up and sits next to me instead of in the back cause she's bored I guess? Chat starts going feral "Chat I know you haven't gotten any y/nity content in a while but calm down!" she laughs Huh, y/nity- I'm not sure how I feel about that- it uh- makes me feel weird- but like, good weird?-
I look back to the screen and see Wilbur shoving 4 crackers in his mouth at once "BAHAHA WHAT THE F-" I laugh "hwsaricam" he tries to talk but yk he kinda can't make out words with 4 fricken crackers "HUH?" I shout "apuhwornwaman" he says "maybe you should chew first-" y/n laughs, he takes a sip of wine nearly spilling it on himself. He actually eats the crackers and can finally talk "AHEM, as I was saying. How's the states man?" He says "Its good, it's cold" I respond "man, everywhere f-ing cold." He says "well I mean yeah, christmas is coming up-" y/n says "man, why can't it be warm though. There's nothing stopping the sun." He says "actually like 6th grade science would disagree but yk-" she says "y/n." She looks at him "Wilbur." She responds "bring up your phone." She opens it "go into your contacts." He says, "and call tommy." She finds his contact "why?-" she says "just to f- with him a little bit." He laughs, she calls him and the phone rings a bit. "Hello." She says "HELLO" he shouts moving the camera up towards his face "how are youu?" She asks "I'm doing alright actually." He says "call him a child." Wilbur says "am I not allowed to ask how my favorite child is doing?" She laughs "WHAT THE F- DO YOU MEAN CHILD? IM OLDER THAN YOU B-" he yells "say he's short" he whispers "is wilbur there?" He asks "nevermind that, are you actually as tall as you say you are?" She says "of course I am-" he responds "really? I don't think so. You give off short energy." She laughs "WELL YOU GIVE OFF B- ENERGY" he yells, I go into photoshop and edit a photo to make tommy short "I don't know tommy, I just found some evidence that's pretty f-ing against you" I laugh sending the photo to him "the f-" he goes off screen and looks at it "WHAT THE F- DID YOU DO TO ME???" He shouts "idk man that's a pretty good photo, you're screwed." She laughs looking at the  photo "tell him you're taller than him." Wilbur whispers "WILL! I CAN F-ING HEAR YOU!" He yells "are you hearing things tommy?" I say "OHHHHH F- YOU GUYS" he flips off the camera "no tommy-" he hangs up "THAT WAS AWESOME" she smiles she has such a pretty smile oh my f-ing gosh "that was a pretty good idea." I say, I hear the door creek and I turn and see lyra, she has a huge smile on her face "Oh hey Lyra." I say, she begins to open her mouth to talk before her smile drops and she just leaves the room. Huh, I wonder what that was about- whatever- "wait, theres a new snapshot?" Y/n says "huh-" I say "yeah! It's got cherry trees n s-" wilbur says before shoving cheese down his throat