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"Okay, finished!" You groaned stretching your arms, while Dazai looked at you in annoyance.

"Don't look at me like that" You glared back at the brunette.

"Can we go eat now?" He sighed, his stomach loudly growled.

"Sure, you're the one paying"

"Hey, that's no fair!" The brunette whined getting up from the couch.

"Oh shut it, I've paid for your lunch more than once!"

"Noooo"

"..."

"How about we settle this with a round of rock paper scissors?"

"Fuck no" You said without a single bit of hesitation in your voice.

"Oh come on..."

"Please [Name]?"

"My answer remains the same"

"Please?"

"No matter how much you beg I am not going to change my answer-"

You ended up playing rock paper scissors with him, you couldn't help it he was annoying you.

"FUCK, REMATCH. LET'S DO A REMATCH!" You yelled shaking the brunette.

"HAHAHA, It doesn't matter you lost!"

"You mother fucker!"

"Let's go get crab~"

"Ugh"

_ _ _ _ _

"Has anyone ever told you how annoying you are?"

"You are the most beautiful girl I've ever met, will you be interested in committing double suicide with me?" Dazai said, eyes sparkling at the waitress.

"Sir I'm just here to take your order"

"No problem, we can commit double suicide anytime!"

"Shut up Dazai" You said covering his mouth with your hand.

"I'm sorry about that miss"

"Oh it's no problem at all, what would you like to order?"

"I'll get [F/F] with [F/D], he'll get absolutely nothi-"

"Ugh Dazai! What the fuck" You said wiping your hand on a tissue.

"Why would you lick my hand!" You glared daggers at him, while he grinned back at you victoriously.

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