Peter
When r we making dinner?
Robin Hood
What is this?
Peter
family gc
but when's dinner bc I'm hungry
Spy-der mom
Why are we texting when we are all in the same house?
Aunt Bookworm
If any of you even think about doing something that could wake Cooper or Lila up I will murder you in your sleep.
Peter
That's why
Uncle Pirate
Why am I in this? I'm working.
Peter
Bc I figured we should have a family gc so I thought I might as well make it now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Spy-der mom
What the hell is that thing
Robin Hood
Is no one gonna talk about these names? Also why am I the only one without my family status Peter on here?
Aunt Bookworm
What does that even mean Clint
Robin Hood
Well Nat has mom in her name, you have aunt in your name, and even my BOSS NICK FURY has uncle. I just have Robin Hood
Peter changed name from Robin Hood to Uncle Francis
Peter
Is that better?
Uncle Francis
I should've just not said anything
Uncle Pirate
Can you people please make a separate group chat. I am in the middle of an 084 situation and I can barely focus with the notifications going off every couple of minutes.
Peter
Sry Uncle Fury, no can do
Spy-der mom
Why would we stop annoying you?
Uncle Francis
Nope
Aunt Bookworm
But it's fun
Uncle Pirate
I despise you all
Peter
Come on you know you love us
Uncle Francis
We're your favorite people on Earth boss, don't forget it
Spy-der mom
That's a bit rude
Aunt Bookworm
Appreciate you too Fury
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Mama-Spider and Spider-son
FanfictionWhile on a mission that was supposed to just be getting information on a rising group that was against SHIELD, Natasha finds a little boy that was a hostage named Peter Parker. Natasha finds out that he has no where to go since his family is all gon...
