Shenanigans pt2 (WM)

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(A/N: All creds goes to TikTok marvel povs)

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Nat: Do you remember that kid you kicked in the face last week?

Y/n: which one I kicked liked three?

Nat: The one who-

Wanda: Im sorry what!?

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Bully: Lets jump Y/n!

Y/n: run up on me mf im ready!

-Wanda giving Y/n her head tilt-

-Nat getting her taser out-

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-Y/n using her powers while on a mission-

Y/n: Peter watch out!

-Peter gets hit with Y/n's powers and gets blown back-

Tony: Someone come and rescue me...

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(You and Natasha are sisters in this image)

Wanda: What's the one thing I told you not to do?

Natasha: burn the house down

Wanda: And what did you do?

Y/n: Made you dinner

(long awkward pause)

Y/n: and burn the house down

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Thanos: I am inevitable..

Y/n: Oh my god who the hell caresss

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Wanda: There is no good reason why you and I shouldn't be able to sit here together and have a conversation!

Y/n: I got a good reason!

Wanda: Which is...

Y/n: I dont like you!

Wanda: Really? You cant think of one thing you like about me?

Y/n: I like when your sad?

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(All the avengers in the meeting room)

Y/n: I wanna apologize to all of you for what I did. It was very wrong and I am very sorry. I would just like to move on and live a normal life. you know get a job, and a partner. And change my ways.

Tony: Who even made her do this!? Its not even sincere.

Y/n: And I hope this apology impresses you even though Wanda made me do it and I really dont mean it.

Wanda: You mean you do mean it?

Y/n: I mean I do mean it.

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Tony: Why is there a 800,000 dollar charge on my credit card!?

Y/n: Tony its because im a MaTeriaL GorwL

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Steve: And with that the 2022 season comes to a-

Y/n: comes to a fucking end! Finally!

Peter: Is she okay Ms. Maximoff?

Wanda: No Peter she had 17 cups of coffee.

Y/n: Oh my god that was horrible. Who are these people kidding huh!?

Nat: I want a new younger sister.

Y/n: This was not a good year! Alright, it was bad for everyone. Life sucks!

- Tony looking at us like were crazy-

Y/n: It sucks here and you know it! Stop lying-


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