Zodiacs on Crack

Everyone is Finally Here!

Once they reached the duck park, Leo and Cancer jumped out of the car and ran to the pond.

"DUCKSSSSS" said Cancer and Leo

"Damn they really love ducks huh" said Scorpio

Aries, Taurus, Gemini and Sagittarius ended up also running towards them with bread. They 4 of them eventually found Cancer and Leo and sat down with them but after that, the ducks swam away.

"Awww, they hate you all!" said Leo grinning

Aries frowned at him and Leo ended up getting punched in the face.

"Hey, ducks don't like violence" pouted Cancer

"Yeah, even Cancer agrees!" snapped Leo

"Oh yeah right, I'll...kill you later" said Aries

"Awww, why did they leave?" whined Taurus

"Because of you" said Gemini

"Fuck you! I'm gonna push you into the pond now" 

"Whoa, WHOA! Chill! CHILL"

"Don't worry, they'll come back tomorrow! It's getting late for these duckies anyways" said a girl

"Who're you?" said Gemini

"I'm Aquarius" said Aquarius

"H-Hey...I'm Gemini" 

"Ooooh, nervous are we?"

Aquarius walked towards Gemini in a menacing way and he was sweating nervously and profusely until she stopped and started laughing and glowing.

"OH LMAOOOO!! I GOT YOU SO BAD HAHAHA!" said Aquarius

"You're laughing so hard you literally glowing lmao" said Leo

" w h a t "

"Yeah no shit she's a zodiac what did you expect?" said Aries

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that..." said Aquarius

"YOU KNEW ABOUT THAT?!!"

"Yes, I know every fucking thing about you too" 

"Oh shit"

"SIKE! hahaha! Just kidding...I had a rough idea about this, didn't think too much about it though"

Aquarius giggled and ate the remaining bread she had in her hand.

"why are u eating that" said Taurus

"It's literally bread" said Aquarius

"Aqua is a duck therefore she loves bread" said Gemini

"How the fuck did you come to that conclusion?" said Aries

"The only thing that's cumming is me inside her" said Gemini

"GEMINI" said Aries

"LMAOOOO" said Aquarius

"You took that well" said Cancer

"Well, I'll let him do it if he'd let me suck him off later" said Aquarius

Aquarius looked at Gemini with her blue eyes and licked her lips. Gemini chuckled nervously when Taurus carried him away.

"Hey lady, he's underage! He's 7" said Taurus

"I'M 17" said Gemini

"It's 16 in Melbourne" said Aquarius

"Thank you!" said Gemini

"If you really wanna fuck him so bad why don't you move in with us? I'm recruiting zodiacs and if we end up living together you can fuck and suck him all you want" said Aries