Zodiacs on Crack

Never Have I Ever

The Earth signs were in the Earth sign bedroom except for Capricorn who was in the bathroom. Virgo got up when Taurus called him back.

"Oi come here, virgin" said Taurus

What?" said Virgo

"U wot m8" said Taurus 

Taurus grabbed his fanny pack, which was green and made of Gucci and took out a pair of sunglasses aand started wearing them.

"Where did that grass come from?!" said Virgo

Watch" said Taurus 

Taurus pulled out a blunt and took a lighter from his fanny pack and being smoking it.

"Taurus, how, when and why the fuck do you have weed with you?"

"No one cares bro, were by ourselves now" said Taurus

"Sure"

"You want one?"

"No, I don't smoke"

"Bro just do it once, okay?"

"Only once, promise?"

"Promise"

"Fine..." 

Virgo groaned when Taurus passed him the lighter, he reluctantly flicked the lighter and lighted the blunt, his eyes began to turn red and started coughing a lot.

"Feels go doesn't it?" Virgo saw 2 boys with durags and green emerald eyes.

"Bro what is t-Holy shit you got a clone!" he yelled

Taurus looked side to side, "No I don't, you're tripping"

"Wait what?" 

Capricorn walked out of the bathroom with a towel around her hair and body and saw the boys smoking weed. 

"Jesus christ, is that weed?"

Virgo turned around and saw Capricorn standing with her hands on her hips. "Cap! You have 4 tits!" he yelled

Taurus heard that and started laughing his ass off.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" said Taurus

"Omg taurus shut up" said capricorn

Virgo rubbed his head.

"Taurus what the fuck did you give him??" said Capricorn

"Weed" said Taurus

"AYO?!" 

"Want some?"

"GET OUT"

Taurus laughed and ran out of the room when he saw Aries, Leo and Gemini talking to the water signs, who were all lying down on the sofa and playing games on their phone. Aries noticed him.

"TAURUS OVER HERE" said Aries

"What it is hoe? What's up?" said Taurus

"You did not just do that"

"Yes I did"

"Whatever...get everyone here"

Taurus and Gemini ran up to the Air sign room and called the other air signs. Aquarius was eating a chocolate bar while Libra was drinking a peanut butter smoothie when Taurus walked in and asked them to come to the living room.

"Hey can y'all come to the living room? Aries wants everyone downstairs" said Taurus

"Ok Miss Earth" the both said

"Don't call me that..." sighed Virgo

"Yes ma'am" they said before following her to the living room.

Everyone was there, Gemini jumped down...and landed on Taurus' foot.