Zodiacs on Crack

The Guys are Crazy

The boys rented an Uber to their hotel. When they reached the hotel rooms, Libra was listening to rock 'n' roll through his earphones and Virgo was playing Genshin on his phone while the 4 boys were having a civilised discussion about mature things.

"Heh heh heh" mumbled Taurus

"Heh heh heh" mumbled Gemini

"Heh heh heh" mumbled Leo

"Lmao" mumbled Sagittarius

Virgo looked up, "What are you guys mumbling now?"

"Uhh-nothing...Don't be nosy" said Taurus

Virgo frowned, he saw the look in the boys' eyes and knew exactly what they were planning, he sighed.

"Your goofy asses wanna get high, don't you" said Virgo

"BINGO!" said Leo

"Guys you really wanna get high now? We just got here" said Virgo

"Come on, it's a great way to relax" said Taurus

"Ok Fine..." said Virgo

"Hey, what's going on?" asked Libra

Libra was stretching and had just gotten out of the shower.

"These fucks wanna get high" said Virgo

"Fuck is a verb and not a noun, therefore I cannot be a fuck" said Gemini

"God dammit Gemini" said Virgo

"Ayo?! Lemme join!" said Libra

"Lib-lib's joining?" asked Gemini

"Sure! Come with us man!" said Leo

"But let's explore Paris first"

"Who's in Paris?" 

"I-"

"Virgo you ruined the joke, do 10 pushups" said Taurus

"Taurus, I-"

"Do some push ups, virgin!" 

"I-ugh...fine..."

Virgo sighed and did 10 push ups and Taurus cheered.

"Anyways let's get ready" said Libra

The 6 of them got ready to go out and went out to explore the place.

"So how we doing this? 6 people is a lot" said Virgo

"Let's go in elements, since there's 2 of us each" grinned Leo evilly

"Yes" grinned Sagittarius

"Okay...not a bad idea" said Virgo

"I-well, at least I have Mr Virgin" said Taurus

"God damn it" said Virgo

"Lol" said Libra

"Anyways, I hope you both get arrested" said Virgo

"We'll be fine!" grinned Leo

The 3 groups split up and did their own thing, Leo and Sagittarius were skydiving.

"WHOA! THIS IS AMAZING!" screamed Leo

"I know right, I'm not even gonna pull out my parachute" said Sagittarius

"OI"

"Just kidding!"

"Exactly!"

"Won't you get spotted?"

"Pffttt...no one will notice, I guarantee you"

The 2 boys snickered and brofisted, Sagittarius ended up opening Leo's parachute bag by mistake and a bra flew out.