Pisces woke up and screamed, "BEACH DAY BABY!!" which woke the other signs up.
"Shut up" groaned Scorpio
"Why're we up so early?" groaned Cancer
"BEACH DAY!" yelled Pisces
She ran out of the room in a pink bikini.
"BEACH DAY???" said Leo
Leo ran out in pink shorts and fell off the stairs. Capricorn woke up to a loud noise and a lot of screaming and swearing everywhere.
"Normal day" thought Capricorn
Capricorn rubbed her eyes and got up when she saw Aries holding Aquarius captive and Virgo being missing.
"Where's Virgo?" asked Capricorn
"Kidnapped" said Aries
"Yes, now he's dead" said Aquarius
"WHAT" said Capricorn
"Umm, just kidding...he's with Pisces"
"Oh?"
"Yeah, they're a couple now"
"Thanks to me!" said Taurus
Taurus somersaulted into the living room in his green shorts and green durag.
"Are you deadass gonna swim with your durag?" asked Virgo
"Yeah, my hairs sensitive" said Taurus
"Taurus's hair get all wriggly when it's wet" said Gemini
Gemini was also wearing green shorts, except they were dark green.
"Okay, that's fair" said Virgo
Virgo was wearing black shorts and looked around and saw that everyone else was downstairs when Sagittarius suddenly ran down the stairs completely naked.
"CAUSE BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOH, YOOOOOUUU...NEEEEEEEEEEEDED ME!" sang Sagittarius
"EWWWWW! PUT ON SOME FUCKING CLOTHES!" yelled Capricorn
"NO! LEAVE THEM OFF IT'S SEXY!" yelled Leo
"WHY ARE YOU NAKED" yelled Libra
"BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH" yelled Leo
"WHAT"
"YOU HEARD ME RIGHT HOE"
"NAKED!!" sang Sagittarius
"What's going o-SAG FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" snapped Capricorn
"I WANNA BE CUTE" said Sagittarius
"PUT ON SOME SHORTS THEN" said Aries
" F I N E ! " said Sagittarius
"WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP, TO OUR FAVOURITE ROCKET SHIP" sang Cancer
"GOING THROUGH THE SKYYS" sang Leo
"LITTLE EINSTEINS" sang Cancer and Leo
"Hehehehehehehe"
"Jeez Cancer, you so cute sometimes..."
"And you love it!"
"Agreed"
Leo and Cancer kissed and started nuzzling each other while Gemini pretended to vomit.
"Ewww! Get a room!" said Gemini
"Lol" said Cancer
"Shut up, you get no bitches" said Leo
Gemini pouted and walked away. Suddenly, Cancer's bikini started slipping and she was trying her best to hold them.
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Zodiacs on Crack
HumorREVAMPED VERSION Yeah to sum it up it's just your average zodiacs doing absolute stupid shit except a little more sus lol
