Leo grumbled and rubbed his eyes when he woke up, he was topless he saw everyone passed out and was about to get up when he saw Cancer asleep on top of him in her bra.
"Ayo?!" said Leo
Leo tried to get up but he didn't want to wake Cancer up so he just started playing Subway surfers his phone instead.
"Yeah, high score!" said Leo
"Uhhh...what's going on...am I naked?!" whined Cancer
Cancer looked up and saw Leo topless and just sat there processing everything that happened.
"Cancer, are you okay? Don't worry you're not naked you're just in your undies..." said Leo
While Leo was trying to pacify her, she had no reaction and her nose randomly start bleeding.
"JESUS CHRIST CANCER"
"Can y'all shut up?" snapped Scorpio
Scorpio was also half asleep on the bed with Pisces cuddling her.
"Sorry!" said Leo
"Sorry Scorp...I just had a shock" said Cancer
"No shit you did, your fucking nose is bleeding" groaned Scorpio
Scorpio tried pushing Pisces off her legs.
"Hey wake up Pisces" said Scorpio
Pisces didn't move and still continued sleeping on Scorpio's legs and she sighed.
"Well guess I'm stuck here"
"I'll take her to the kitchen brb" said Leo
Leo had just picked up Cancer when suddenly there was a loud scream from the kitchen.
"OH MY GOD!!!!" screamed Capricorn
Virgo walked down the stairs.
"Hey guys, what's going on?" asked Virgo
"Look what these fuckers did to me!" whined Capricorn
Virgo looked at Capricorn who had at least 20 layers of makeup on her.
"Oh my lord...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"VIRGO! DON'T LAUGH!"
"Sorry! sorry...yeah, it looks horrible...who ever did this violated you"
"WHO DID THIS"
"My biggest guess is the fire signs, but I could be wrong"
"Correct" said Leo
"LEO" said Capricorn
"What? You lost the game so we put makeup on you"
"WHAT GAME"
"The never have I ever game? You decided the punishment you know"
"Oh...I see now..."
"Yeah...that was what happened..." said Virgo
"Mmm hmmm" said Leo
"Sorry for getting mad" said Capricorn
"It's okay" said Leo smiling
"Also what the fuck happened to Taurus?" asked Virgo
"no clue" said everyone
Meanwhile, Taurus was on all 4 limbs vomiting outside with Gemini patting his back.
"Holy shit..." groaned Taurus
"Easy there bro" said Gemini
"Bro my stomach is...hurpp..."
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Zodiacs on Crack
HumorREVAMPED VERSION Yeah to sum it up it's just your average zodiacs doing absolute stupid shit except a little more sus lol
