Zodiacs on Crack

Camping Part 1

Capricorn got up and packed her bag, she was gonna bring the zodiac signs camping.

"Ah fresh start! Taurus get up, mate" said Capricorn

"Bro why you gotta be a prick, I'm tryna sleep here" groaned Taurus

"We're going camping!"

"Ok sounds nice, let's go"

Taurus got up and went downstairs, he saw Gemini trying to flirt with the other air signs so he snickered.

"Why you up so early?" asked Libra

"Cappy asked me to take out the trash" said Taurus

Taurus picked up Gemini and dumped him in the trash bin outside.

"Bad Taurus, bring the poor baby back in!" snapped Cancer

"No, it's gross to put your hand in a garbage bin" said Taurus

Capricorn got up and saw Gemini fall out of the trash bin, litter was flying everywhere. The fire signs jumped off the staircase and landed on the floor while the 2 other air signs floated out.

"Where's Scorpio?" asked Capricorn

"Here" said a voice from the sofa

"Scorpio What are you doing under the sofa?" asked Pisces

"I'm on top of the sofa, not under" said Scorpio

"Sleeping again, baby gorl?" asked Aquarius

"Yeah baby gorl, Scorps needs her beauty sleep" said Scorpio

"Me too" said Cancer

"Eepy" said Pisces

"Eepy?" asked Capricorn

"Oh, that's just her way of saying she's sleepy" said Scorpio

"I know she likes to say she's eepy" said Virgo

"Yup, that's just how she speaks like"

"Ah I see"

"That's not a good place to be kissing Taurus" said Gemini

Gemini got hit by a pillow and fell onto Taurus, Leo snickered and he got hit by a pillow and fell off the table which he was somehow sitting on.

"Alright we've got everyone, wait...where's Gemini?" asked Capricorn

"Dead" said Taurus

"Taurus What did you do to him?"

"I-uhh...nothing!"

"He threw him in the trash can" said Virgo

"Be Quiet, snitch" said Taurus

Taurus picked Virgo up and was about to dump him in the bin with Gemini when he heard a noise, he dropped him and turned around when Gemini flew out of the trash bin and pinned Taurus on the ground. He was topless and angry and Aquarius blushed. Gemini started whipping Taurus with a whip he borrowed from Aquarius.

"STOP SPANKING MEH!" shouted Taurus

"WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!" screamed Gemini

"SHIT IT HURTS! OW!"

"YOU DESERVED IT YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

"Guys chill out" said Virgo

"Ok" said Taurus and Gemini

The signs left in their cars and followed Capricorn's car because he knew the directions, the fire signs car we just behind and we're all pumped up for the camp. Sagittarius was driving.