It was a normal day until Sagittarius jumped in Aries' lap.
"UwU" said Sagittarius
"Fuck off" said Aries
"UwU" said Sagittarius
Aries punched Sagittarius in the arm and he giggled.
"I love you" said Sagittarius
"Look sag I love you too" Aries sighed, "but I'm tired as fuck"
"So no smash?"
"Of course no"
"Lemme smash"
Aries facepalmed. "Get out"
"Okay..."
"Annoying people again, bro?" asked Leo
"Shut up, you're equally annoying" said Sagittarius
"no u"
Leo mentally facepalmed as he left the room, as he left the room he saw Aquarius' face.
"OMG A WILD GORILLA" gasped Aquarius
"I-What even" said Leo
Leo jumped into the kitchen and grabbed some PB&J when he saw Scorpio open up a bottle of bleach.
"What" said Scorpio
"Lol, what's the bleach for?" asked Leo
"You already know what" said Scorpio
Scorpio opened her mouth and poured the remaining bleach into her mouth. Leo just stared at her.
"..." said Leo
"What? Bleach is tasty" said Scorpio
"Bruh"
"What?"
"That was for the rest of us you piece of shit"
"No bleach for you"
"Why not?"
"Because you s u c k "
"Oof"
"And I thought Taurus was bad enough"
"Mega oof"
Leo pretended to faint and jumped onto the sofa. Sagittarius was running away from Aries who was so pissed off at Sagittarius for no apparent reason.
"Seems like a normal day" thought Scorpio
Scorpio ignored everything while blasting MCR through her headphones and chugging gallons of milk. Virgo sat on the sofa bored while Aquarius tried to turn on the TV.
"BiTcH" said Aries
'NOOOOOO BE GONE THOT" said Sagittarius
Aries threw a bowling ball at Sagittarius.
"Oof" said Aquarius
"ARIES DID YOU JUST THROW A FUCKING BOWLING BALL AT ME U THOT???" yelled Sagittarius
"WHACHU JUST CALL ME?!?!" screamed Aries
"Guys, let's do something I like to do" said Libra
"Getting no bitches?" asked Leo
"Fuck you Leo" said Libra
"Selling fent to kids" asked Gemini
"for the love of god . . . n o "
"Lame"
"Shut up"
"So what's your idea, honey boo boo" asked Aquarius
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Zodiacs on Crack
HumorREVAMPED VERSION Yeah to sum it up it's just your average zodiacs doing absolute stupid shit except a little more sus lol
