"BRAZIL BABY" squealed Aquarius
Leo and Sagittarius looked around amazed.
"Holy shit, this place is amazing" said Leo
"I know right"
Aquarius immediately ran to the shops and bought some abarás.
"Did you pay for them?" asked Capricorn
"Yes" said Aquarius
"Did you buy some for us?" asked Leo
"Nah fuck yall"
" =( "
"Woohoo! We reached" said Virgo
"Can we get our bags now? I want my chains" said Leo
"No, can't you wait you little bitch" said Scorpio
"Yeah, we still need all our bags" said Capricorn
"I need them, I need them, I need them right now " sang Leo
"Grow the fuck up who gives a shit about these?"
"I do"
"They're just chins"
"CHAINS not chins"
"Exactly"
"They're $1000 each so I can't if I lose them I die"
"WHAT"
"Shut up, goat girl"
Leo and Sagittarius high-fived.
"Bruh, shut up" said Capricorn
" n o " said Leo
Leo and Sagittarius both ran away laughing. Capricorn sighed.
"Oooooooooh, what do we have here?" asked Aries
"WHOA, THEY GOT WATER PARKS" said Aquarius
"Oooooh, I love water" said Cancer
"Well, you are a water sign" said Aries
"I know, hehehe" said Cancer
"I'll go with you babes!" said Pisces
"I swear Cancer and Pisces are too innocent for us" said Aries
"Nah she's far from innocent, she secretly ships people with Aquarius" said Libra
"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe" said Aquarius
"Libs is correct indeed uwu" said Pisces
"Oh my god, what have you all turned Pisces into?" asked Capricorn
"Satan" said Scorpio
"Come on Scorpy, I'm not that evil" said Pisces
"Satanic smol bean could probably kill all 3 of us" joked Taurus
"And I will, BITCH"
"Holy shit, chill..."
"Yeah, we almost died" said Gemini
"Lol it was just a joke hehehe" said Pisces
"Hmmm, let's try a tour" said Virgo
"Let's kill people" said Sagittarius
"Let's not do that" said Capricorn
"Why not" said Leo
"Because all 12 of us will get arrested" said Capricorn
"Isn't it illegal to kill people in Brazil?" said Cancer
"No" said Aquarius
"Cancer, it's illegal to kill people in literally every country" said Scorpio
YOU ARE READING
Zodiacs on Crack
HumorREVAMPED VERSION Yeah to sum it up it's just your average zodiacs doing absolute stupid shit except a little more sus lol
