Zodiacs on Crack

Cooking Contest

It was a normal day until Aries started screaming.

"WTF WHERE THE FUCK IS LEO" said Aries

"Hey can you be quiet!" said Capricorn

"BE QUIET?! OVER THIS??!!!" said Aries

Aries took off the scarf and showed Capricorn that huge blue stain on it.

"All that for a fucking stain?" scoffed Scorpio

Aries squinted at her, "Excuse me? If I did that to you then you would murder the shit out of us" said Aries

"Uhhh, you're not wrong...anyways, go ahead, my fault for stopping you" said Scorpio

"Thank you"

Virgo tried stopping the both of them from fighting and it actually worked.

"Ummm guys, how about we have a cooking competition" suggested Pisces

"Hell no" said Scorpio

"What why?"

"Half of the people here cant cook and I don't want to have any food poisoning" 

"Screw this, I'm setting up the booths because   s c r e w   y o u " said Aquarius

Aquarius kissed Pisces in the cheek and 

"Hey good morning!" said Leo

"LEO" screamed Aries

"What"

"EXPLAIN THIS"

Aries showed Leo this blue stain on her favourite scarf.

"You sure you didn't fall over or something because that wasn't me" said Leo

"Huh? Don't lie to me..." said Aries

"Whoa I'm not-"

"Pfft-"

Aries and Leo opened up the cupboard in the kitchen to see Sagittarius with a bunch of melted crayons.

"YOU FUCKLER YOU RUINED MY FAVOURITE SCARF" said Aries

"Fucker not fuckler" corrected Sagittarius

"STFU AND DIE"

Sagittarius jumped over Aries and Leo which angered Aries and caused her to chase after him.

"You go girl" said Leo sarcastically

"Hey have you seen Pisces anywhere?" asked Cancer

"Yeah she's helping Aquarius setting up booths for the cooking competition later"

"oooooh nice"

AN HOUR LATER

All 11 signs were in the kitchen and living room when Aquarius had a microphone she stole from a nearby shop.

"Alright everyone, today is the 69th Annual Zodiac Cooking Contest, you will split into 4 groups based on elements and stuff so w h a t e v e r , you will cooking something and there will be judges so good luck, and START BAKING OR ILL KILL YOU" said Aquarius

"Okay..." said Virgo

"YEE" said Aquarius

"Lmao" said Leo

"OH MY GOD, DADDY" yelled Sagittarius

The water signs were working on a fruit cake. Scorpio and Cancer were adding fruits to the cake when they caught Pisces eating the berries.

"Pisces those are poisonous" lied Scorpio

Cancer smacked his hand. "Bad fish!"

Pisces stopped eating the berries and dumped whipping cream on Cancer. Cancer giggled and smacked icing on Pisces. Soon Pisces and Cancer were in an icing war when icing fell onto Scorpio.