Zodiacs on Crack

Aquarius' new Invention

The signs were in school as usual and Leo was bored as usual. 

"Hey Sag, wanna ditch?" asked Leo

"Bro we have 5 minutes left" said Aries

"I wasn't talking to you...wait, wanna go somewhere later with the usual squad?" 

"Our usual squad...?"

"You know, me, you, Sag, Aqua..."

"Didn't know Aqua was part of our squad" said Sagittarius

"Nah she is" said Aries

"Unofficially" said Leo

"Just recently became official" said Aries 

"True" said Sagittarius

"Yeah she just hangs around with the air signs and Pisces most of the time" said Leo

"Where the fuck is she anyways" said Aries

The zodiacs all didn't realise 1 of the signs wasn't at school.

"Hehehe this is so worth it!" squealed Aquarius

She had just finished drilling some stuff and smiled at her new invention. She was about to get up and sit on the sofa when the from door opened and all the other signs entered. Aquarius smiled at them.

"Hey everyone!" said Aquarius

"Aqua, where have you been this whole time?" asked Capricorn

"I was building something in the mansion" said Aquarius

"Whachu buildin', gurl?" asked Gemini

"My best invention yet, it will change our lives in almost every way"

"An elevator?" said Virgo

"Yup, since some of us live at the top floor" said Aquarius

"NICE BABY!" cheered Taurus and Gemini

"Why're they celebrating?" whispered Libra

"I have no clue at this point" said Virgo

"LIFT GANG" said Sagittarius

Sagittarius cartwheeled into the lift.

"HELLO FELLAS" said Sagittarius

"What's up with him now" said Libra

"He's just as childish as Leo" said Capricorn

Leo heard this and gave him the finger.

"I'm not childish! I'm mature! I say the word 'fuck' and get high, I also watch porn and enter stripclubs!" snapped Leo

"That doesn't make you mature" scoffed Capricorn

"Yes it does!" snapped Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius and Aquarius

"No it doesn't" said Capricorn

"Whoa Whoa Whoa...How about we go upstairs for a while" suggested Libra

The 10 signs went upstairs to rest or play on their consoles. Pisces wanted to talk to Aquarius for a while.

"Looks like ditching school was worth it" whispered Pisces

"Hehehe..." giggled Aquarius

"Aqua you're so lucky you didn't come to school today, we had to suffer" said Pisces

"Why did my cutie patootie suffer today?"

"The teacher yelled at me because I couldn't understand a question so I went to cry in the bathroom for half an hour"